Category: White Boy Summer
Colton Underwood Is Already Filming A Netflix Reality Show
Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap fats, femmes and Asians at a single bound! Look! Up in the sky! It’s Colton Underwood’s career post-coming out! In the time it took for me to finish my coffee and take a dump, Colton has already gone from newly out former Bachelor to a newly out Netflix reality star. According to Variety, the show is already in production and Olympic skier Gus Kenworthy “will appear in the series, acting as a guide.” Hopefully Gus can help Colton learn the right way to get someone’s attention without resorting to (alleged) stalking.
Open Post: Hosted By Chet Hanks Teasing His New Song “White Boy Summer”
Last month, Chet Hanks, the 30-year-old douche spawn of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, solidified his place in mega douche history by trying to make “White Boy Summer” a thing. Turns out it was more than just a stupid twist of Megan Thee Stallion‘s “Hot Girl Summer,” it was a new rap single. At least he doesn’t rap in patois, so it could have been worse…