Category: Booze
Open Post: Hosted By The Wine Destroyer Of Surrey
Oh fun, another violent “Karen” video. This one went down at the Lingfield High Street Co-op grocery store in Surrey, UK, way back in May. The CCTV footage was released this week. The nightmare began when staff reprimanded a woman for ignoring the store’s one-way social distancing system (so like, the arrows on the ground). Rather than bow her head in shame and apologize, like most of us would, this lady made the interesting choice to go full-on Tazmanian Devil. She violently slammed the plastic coronavirus screen separating her and the cashiers, threw a bunch of shit, tore down two shelves of wine (RIP), then marched back to the cash, where she bashed the screen again, and screamed, “I’ve done nothing wrong!” Self-awareness: she doesn’t have it.
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Kristen Bell Outed Her Kids As O’Doul’s Drinkers
O’Doul’s, the drink that tastes like beer, but isn’t beer! O’Doul’s has been around since 1990, and it’s a great option for people who don’t do booze. Like Dax Shepard, who has been sober for 16 years. Or Lincoln and Delta Shepard, his kids, who also apparently like to toss back an ice-cold ‘Doulies every once in a while.
Cameron Diaz’s Wine Hasn’t Exactly Gotten The Best Reviews
So I guess you could say, Cameron Diaz’s wine line is the Sex Tape of wine? Possibly! According to some people who have tried Cameron’s new wine, Avaline, the experience was a lot like paying to see Sex Tape. Your wallet will be lighter, and you’ll come out of it saying, “Wow, okay – so that wasn’t very good at all. Cameron, how could you do me like that?”
Open Post: Hosted By The Booze Windows Of Tuscany
As you know, Italy was hit hard by COVID-19 this summer. But fortunately, things seem to be slowly getting back to normal. And the proof is in the wine windows reopening throughout the north of the country, around the hardest hit areas. Today, people can grab a glass of vino on the go without interacting and while maintaining physical distance –– frankly, anything that gets me my booze quick and easy, I’m here for.
Open Post: Hosted By The Hallmark Channel’s New Christmas-Themed Wine Collection
When I mention Christmas, what do you think of first? If you replied “Shitty holiday rom coms and copious amounts of alcohol to drown out my stupid family’s near-constant bickering”, then I’ve got some great news for you. The Hallmark Channel has announced a new Christmas-themed wine collection, designed as perfect pairings with all the quality cinema Hallmark churns out every year.
So far this “collection” consists of just two vintage wines, which, according to Us Weekly, “will undoubtedly put you in a festive mood from the first sip.” It fucking better, Us Weekly, or I’ll see your ass in court. To quote Jessica Mulroney, “Liable”. Continue reading
Daniel Radcliffe Says Playing Harry Potter Turned Him Into An Alcoholic
Ten years ago, Daniel Radcliffe said “Evanesco!” (it’s the vanishing spell) to alcohol forever and committed to the sober life. Big choice to make at age 20, when most people are boozing like every weekend is St. Patrick’s Day. Daniel, who does NOT have coronavirus, opened up about his issues in a BBC Radio 4 interview. He once again said that playing Harry Potter was the main reason he became an alcoholic.