Category: Billionaire Shit
Bill Gates Admits To Having Had An Affair As Reports Come Out That He Hit On Employees And Solicited Marriage Advice From Jeffrey Epstein
Don’t let the dweeby glasses and unfortunate haircut fool you. Bill Gates FUUUUCKS. Or at least he tried to. According to a new report from the New York Times, Bill had a history of asking employees at both Microsoft and The Bill And Melinda Gates Foundation out on dates. Those attempts were called “clumsy” and ended in rejection, but a report from the Wall Street Journal suggests that a confirmed affair with an employee led to Bill being investigated by the board of Microsoft a year before he stepped down from the board. We’re also just now finding out that Bill made a lot more visits to Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan mansion than previously reported. You have to wonder if Melinda French Gates (she’s using her maiden name again) didn’t pick up a coconut, in between massages, to make a few calls to the mainland while she was staying on that private island.
A Source Swears Kylie Jenner Wasn’t Being A Cheapskate When She Donated $5K To A Makeup Artist’s GoFundMe
Over the weekend, 23-year-old billionaire Kylie Jenner made the public aware of a GoFundMe campaign to help pay the medical costs for her makeup artist Samuel Rauda, who was seriously injured in a car accident. Kylie had chipped in a grand total of $5,000, which is basically Kylie’s weekly budget for lip filler. Kylie is reported to be a billionaire, so watching her ask strangers to open their hearts and wallets, and dig deep for a medical bill she could pay off in about 60 seconds of “work,” was TACKY. Well, Kylie hasn’t come to Kylie’s defense, but a “source” has, and they want everyone to know that Kylie isn’t the cheap, shameless, tone-deaf, out-of-touch phony she appears to be. At least not in this very specific instance, of course.
“Billionaire” Kylie Jenner Asks Fans To Donate To Her Injured Makeup Artist’s GoFundMe While Contributing Only $5K Herself
How does a billionaire build and maintain their fortune? We could ask Jeff Bezos, but he and his villainous wonk eye would just tell us to underpay our employees and max out their productivity by not letting them use the bathroom during their shifts. Where’s the innovation in that? Today, Kylie Jenner, 23, is here to demonstrate the ingenuity that launched her and her over-inflated makeup empire to unimaginable heights of wealth, which should not be subject to scrutiny by jelly haters because it was totally amassed on her own and isn’t at all a shady lump of lying lies from a liar.
According to The Sun, Kylie’s makeup artist, Samuel Rauda, 26, was in a very serious car accident and needed emergency surgery. Samuel’s family set up a GoFundMe to help pay his medical bills, and you’d think Kylie would just pay it all since Samuel is her friend and reliably glams up all her third-party facial add-ons. But if you think that, then you don’t know Kylie Jenner! If she paid the medical expenses of every friend in need, she wouldn’t have enough to buy multi-million-dollar sports cars that she only uses as posing props for her Instagram page. Will someone please think of Kylie’s Instagram!
Mackenzie Scott Married A Science Teacher From Her Kids’ Private High School
A high school science teacher just won the lottery and he didn’t even have to buy a ticket. TMZ reports that Dan Jewett, a science teacher at the bougie Seattle Lakeside school, recently got married to a mom at the school who also happens to be billionaire philanthropist and ex-wife of Jeff Bezos, Mackenzie Scott. Now before you go calling Dan a gold digger and start scouring his Insta to see how much work he’s had done in order to land such a big fish, please know he’s already signed a good karma prenup and vowed to give all his wife’s money away.
Salma Hayek Doesn’t Care If You Think She Married Her Billionaire Husband For Money
Salma Hayek is married to François-Henri Pinault, a French billionaire who made his money by being born to a French billionaire (he runs his father’s company Kering, which owns luxury brands like Gucci, Yves Saint Lauren, and Balenciaga). Other fun facts about François-Henri: he has four kids with three different women, one of whom is “I don’t get out of bed for less than $46,000 a month in child support” Linda Evangelista. Salma and her very rich husband have been married since 2009, and, during an appearance on Dax Shepard’s podcast, Armchair Expert, she claims she doesn’t give a rip when people say she’s only with him for his $43.4. billion. Her motto is, “Yeah, whatever, bitch. Think what you want.”
Elon Musk Is Now The Richest Man In The World
The other day when I said 2020 was holding 2021’s beer, I should have said 2020 is holding 2021’s sheet of acid. Because, wow, we are into the looking glass now my friends. Today as we wait to see if Donald Trump will be removed from office or simply get away with inciting a coup with a pat on the back and a “better luck next time, buddy,” a dude that willingly let Azealia Banks into his house and thinks his baby is part alien, has just surpassed Jeff Bezos as the richest man in the world. IN. THE. WORLD. According to CNBC, after an incredible surge in Tesla’s stock price this morning, Elon Musk is now worth over $185 billion dollars. “Him?” you say. Yes, him.