Category: Armie Hammer
Lily James Cancelled Two Interviews In The Wake Of Her Dalliance With Dominic West
Graham Norton was scheduled to interview the giant purple bruise on Lily James’ thigh, hopefully to ask it how it was born, but it looks like we’re not going to get any answers anytime soon. According to The Sun, new eye-witness accounts of Lily making out with her married friend Dominic West are making it increasingly impossible for anyone to believe that their trip to Rome was all perfectly innocent. The Daily Mail reports that Lily just cancelled a scheduled appearance on The Graham Norton Show for Friday, and Page Six says that she and her Rebecca costar Armie Hammer (who has been experiencing some personal drama of his own) both pulled out of a Today show appearance at the last moment. It was scheduled for this morning. If Dominic was a real gent he’d offer Lily a softball interview on his own morning show, What Is Happening?!?, which he hosts from his front lawn. He did it for his wife, only fair he should do it for his (alleged) mistress. Mistresses got to eat too!
Armie Hammer Has Filed For Joint Custody Of His Children Claiming His Estranged Wife, Elizabeth Chambers, Won’t Return From The Cayman Islands
Back in July, Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers announced that they are getting a divorce. Despite being married for ten years and together for thirteen, the couple just could not make it through the coronavirus quarantine and they filed for divorce. Since then, Armie has maybe dated a few chicks, including Rumer Willis, but Elizabeth and their kids have stayed in the Cayman Islands where they were all quarantining.
After Armie and Elizabeth split, he left the Caymans for the States. Armie hasn’t been back to visit them so he hasn’t seen his kids in months. So he’s filed court papers asking for joint custody, telling the court that Elizabeth will not return to Los Angeles.
Armie Hammer Showed Of His Bootleg Biker Stache And Talked About Splitting From Elizabeth Chambers
When we last left Armie Hammer, he was getting with Josh Lucas’ ex-wife Jessica Ciencen Henriquez after possibly getting with Rumer Willis. And between humping his way through the brown-headed chicks of Hollywood, Armie has gotten all butch bitch by helping his friend renovate an old motel near Joshua Tree in the California desert. And to promote Rebecca and Death On The Nile, Armie did a photoshoot (co-starring his horseshoe pubestach) for British GQ and he also talks to them about quarantining in the Cayman Islands, his split from his wife of 10 years, Elizabeth Chambers, and his “suburban Floridian dad after watching ten minutes of Tiger King” look.
Rumer Who? Armie Hammer Went On A Date With Josh Lucas’ Ex Wife Jessica Ciencin Henriquez
Just last Wednesday Armie Hammer appeared to be getting cozy with Rumer Willis when he was spotted with his arm around her waist on the streets of L.A. Little did we know that just two days earlier, Armie was spotted getting cozy at lunch with another woman entirely! According to Page Six, Armie had lunch in West Hollywood with writer Jessica Ciencin Henriquez who recently split with her ex-husband Josh Lucas who apparently suffered from a serious case of wandering peen syndrome. Will we ever find a cure? To recap, there have now been two verified reports of recently separated Armie Hammer getting cozy without the aid of a fireplace nor comfy blanket. What’s his secret?!?!?!
Rumer Willis And Armie Hammer Were Spotted Together Looking Cozy
Rumor has it that Rumer has it for Armie Hammer. According to Page Six, Rumer Willis was spotted walking armie-in-armie with Armie yesterday in Los Angeles. Fresh off of cosplaying Kim Kardashian for a new ad campaign for Skims, Rumer’s apparently doubling down on her questionable associations by kicking it with a recently separated man who has more dubious opinions than a soccer stadium full of artificial assholes.
Armie Hammer Pulled A Susan Sarandon
I’m envious of Elizabeth Chambers who, after 10 years of marriage, was able to divorce Armie Hammer while the rest of us, after 10 long years of trying to make Armie Hammer happen, still have to endure Armie Hammer. Armie, AKA The Silver Spoon Socialist, has once again #TakentoTwitter with some political hot takes. Following in the footsteps of Susan Sarandon, Armie tweeted, then deleted, a case for “another American revolution” over voting for Joe Biden. Armie may have taken a bite out of a mushy cum filled peach, but is he ready to have Debra Messing take a bite out of him? Because other than being Megan Mullally, this is the best way to get Messinged with.