Category: Guillotine 2020
Tom Brady And Gisele Bündchen Are Setting Sail For “Billionaire’s Bunker” In Miami On Their New $2 Million Yacht
The uber-rich really got it made in the shade right now! It’s a fucking great time to be criminally wealthy in America what with all the government hand-outs and profiteering off the unprecedented number of poor people suffering from the economic, physical, and emotional effects of the coronavirus pandemic. And there is no time like the present to flaunt. That. Shit! As such, Page Six reports that Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen just dropped $17 million for a house on Indian Creek Bunker in Miami, also known as “billionaire’s bunker,” where Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump just bought a plot. I know, just $17 million! What a steal. That’s because it’s a tear down.
Armie Hammer Pulled A Susan Sarandon
I’m envious of Elizabeth Chambers who, after 10 years of marriage, was able to divorce Armie Hammer while the rest of us, after 10 long years of trying to make Armie Hammer happen, still have to endure Armie Hammer. Armie, AKA The Silver Spoon Socialist, has once again #TakentoTwitter with some political hot takes. Following in the footsteps of Susan Sarandon, Armie tweeted, then deleted, a case for “another American revolution” over voting for Joe Biden. Armie may have taken a bite out of a mushy cum filled peach, but is he ready to have Debra Messing take a bite out of him? Because other than being Megan Mullally, this is the best way to get Messinged with.