Category: Armie Hammer
Armie Hammer And His Wife Elizabeth Both Filed For Divorce After 10 Years Of Marriage
And with this split, coronavirus is looking back and forth between Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers like, “Well, am I to blame or not?!” because he claims they split up in January while she claims they split up this month. Whatever the case may be, Armie and Elizabeth both filed for divorce today after 10 years of marriage. We should’ve known this was coming when Armie debuted his Central Florida hitchhiking grifter circa 1988 look. Bitch was got extra hot to hit the scene again!
Armie Hammer Went On A Blocking Spree On Twitter After Criticism Of His Posts About The BLM Protests
The Caribbean’s most dedicated social justice warrior in the category of rich white people who fled the pandemic, Armie Hammer, has been wielding the block hammer on Twitter of late. It seems that while Armie has heard the message that now is the time to amplify Black voices, he’s not applying the principle in his activism.
According to ONTD, Twitter users have accused Armie of blocking fans who tried to argue with him, saying he is only listening to “people he respects and admires.” And over on Instagram, Armie lashed out with insults after he was criticized for highlighting “copoganda,” feel-good images of cops kneeling in front of protesters, on his Instagram stories. Armie it seems, was not content to just sit there and eat his conch stew.
Open Post: Hosted By The Small Irish Village That Matt Damon Is Quarantining In
I have got to hand it to Matt Damon. Two years ago, after getting dragged like a burlap sack full of bricks for his comments about diversity and a “spectrum of behavior” in regards to #metoo, he said he was going to keep his trap shut moving forward. And he has! I haven’t heard a single regrettable hot take from Matt ever since. And unlike his BestBro4Life Ben Affleck, who feeds off of flashbulbs like some kind of LED vampire, we haven’t seen hide nor hair of Matt or his family since coronavirus came a-knockin’. Well, according to The New York Times, that’s because Matt’s been holed up in a small Irish town called Dalkey, much to the delight of the locals. Though they seem more delighted by the absurdity of the situation, insomuch as why anyone would give a rat’s ass, sorry, rat’s arse, where Matt Damon is than at the possibility of a chance encounter. Bono lives there too. Trust me, they have seen it all.
Armie Hammer’s Wife Explained Why They Are Quarantining In The Caribbean
Armie Hammer, his wife Elizabeth Chambers, and their two children are spending the coronavirus quarantine in the Cayman Islands (a sovereign state of the United Kingdom), and she went on Instagram to tell us about how well the government has been handling the outbreak. In doing so, she felt obligated to disclose that “for the health and safety” of their family, she and Armie decided to SIP (shelter-in-paradise) where they do not live. According to People, when he was 7, Armie’s family moved to the Cayman Islands and he lived there for five years (Armie comes from very old money, his great-grandfather was an oil tycoon, and he still couldn’t manage to buy the career he wanted!). Apparently he still has extended family there. So at least Armie’s new Pirates of the Florida Panhandle look makes a little more sense now.
Armie Hammer Gave Himself A Quarantine Haircut
Legend has it that a long time ago, sailors stuck at sea would get bored, desperate, and a little loopy, and their brains would convince them to do dumb stuff, like that they should leap into the water and have sex with a manatee. And that’s how we got mermaids! Well, something similar is happening right now. We’re all stuck inside, fighting against our inner demons. Demons that are convincing us to get out the clippers and cut our own hair. And I guess you could say that’s how we got Armie Hammer’s current coronavirus quarantine look.
Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet Are Supposedly Set For The “Call Me By Your Name” Sequel
The coronavirus pandemic. It’s a horny time. And I’m about to make it far, far worse for many of you. The director of 2017’s Call Me By Your Name, Luca Guadadnino, confirmed that the sequel is still happening. And he says both Timothée Chalamet and Armie Hammer have signed on! “SPLOOSH”, replied the world. “MAMMA MIA!”, replied the Italian peach population.
Luca told the Italian publication Gay.it that, before the pandemic, he was set to visit America for a meeting with a mystery potential screenwriter. The original film’s screenwriter, James Ivory, has confirmed he won’t be returning. But now, since Luca’s in lockdown in Milan, all meetings are on hold.