Category: Amal Clooney
The Clooneys And The Obamas Hung Out In Italy Over The Weekend
In case you forgot that George Clooney is very rich and very famous, here’s a big reminder. People says that George and his human rights attorney wife Amal Clooney spent Saturday hanging out in Lake Como, Italy with former President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama.
The Future Baby Of Sussex’s Godparents Might Possibly Be The Clooneys
Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry are expected a baby in the new year, a ROYAL baby with a fancy Royal title if it’s a boy (if it’s a girl, well…tough scones, kid). The new royal baby gets their own fancy backyard, one they won’t have to share with their cousins. According to The Daily Mail, the baby might also have a very fancy set of famous godparents.
George Clooney Is Forced To Auction Off His Motorcycle By His Hysterical Wife
If you play your cards right, and are very wealthy, you could be the proud owner of George Clooney’s mid-life crisis Harley Davidson. Clooney’s practically new 2017 hog is one of the items listed in a celebrity auction that, if you believe the listing, Amal Clooney is making him participate in because he’s banned from riding motorcycles after his July scooter accident. And thank God for her. Grown men can never, ever make a sensible decision all by themselves you see, they need to be nagged!
The Wind Tried To Take Down Naomi Campbell’s Glamour At Princess Eugenie’s Wedding
Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s all-star royal wedding spectacular may have been stuffed full of more celebrities than the damn Met Gala, and brought out the likes of The Mighty O and Tom Hardy, who became all of us by falling asleep with his eyes open. But Princess Eugenie had Naomi Campbell on her wedding guest list today. The St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle was probably filled with the clickity clack sounds of Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan furiously pounding away at their iPhones while rage-texting their wedding guest booker for not getting them THEE Naomi Campbell.
Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Visited George And Amal Clooney In Italy
The poor folks who live in their mansions along Lake Como likely just want to rest easy on the weekends, smoke some ciggs, fuck their lovers or spouses (or both!) and down carafes of red wine – y’know, the typical Italian pastimes. Alas, ever since George Clooney showed up years ago, it’s been nothing but Casamigos-branded shit and starfuckers galore – and that’s just when the Crawford-Gerbers show up! Well, now we can add Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan to the list of celebrities (fine…royalty…) who are invading the shores for the weekend.
Page Six Says That Angelina Jolie Thinks Amal Clooney Is Copying Her
Brad Pitt is longtime friends with George Clooney, a fact that used to make me picture George and Amal Clooney trying not to roll their eyes when Brad and Angelina Jolie showed up to dinner and presented them with yet another bottle of Château Miraval rosé. But I never really pictured Angelina dragging Amal into the powder room to gossip about who’s doing who at the UN or prank calling Bono. Page Six says that there’s zero chance Angelina is texting Amal to hang out, and it has nothing to do with George and Amal picking sides in their custody battle. It’s because Angelina reportedly can’t stand Amal’s world-saving butt. Continue reading