Apparently there’s a judge who has had just about enough of the dramatic summer divorce shenanigans between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Because according to The Blast, a judge has forced some more visitation with daddy, whether Angie likes it or not.
It was previously reported that Brad was allowed to see the six Jolie-Pitt kids for ten hours a day, with four consecutive visits in a row. Brad better get on Pinterest and start researching crafts and activities to keep six kids occupied, because his visitation numbers just went up. Brad now gets at least four hours every other day on school days, and twelve hours every other day on non-school days. The Blast says that’s the minimum amount of time Angelina should be giving Brad with the kids.
A source has also told TMZ that the judge issued a cell phone policy in which Brad can call the kids anytime he wants, and that Angelina isn’t allowed to spy in on the calls.
This agreement isn’t set in stone; it’s valid until August 21, at which point Angelina and Brad will meet for another hearing on the matter. A permanent child visitation schedule could happen then, but who knows – this is Angelina and Brad we’re talking about, which means there’s an even greater chance we’re talking August 21, 2023.
But just because Brad gets to see the kids more doesn’t necessarily mean they want to see more of him. TMZ’s source also says that Angelina has been attempting to poison the kids’ relationship with their father, and it would appear to be working on about half of them. The source says that the three boys really don’t want to visit with Brad, whereas the three girls are more open to it.
Angelina hasn’t blocked Brad from seeing the kids, but all the alleged shit-talking about daddy has made their visits awkward as hell. I’m also sure that it’s only a matter of time before a “source” leaks something to the press about how Brad can barely clock in for a three and a half hour visit, and that he always requires the kids to bring their own lunch, which is getting very expensive for a mom with no money. But Angelina might not have gotten to that part yet. The picture of Angelina above is unrelated to the story, of course. But I can’t help but imagine that’s what she looked like as she stood above her cauldron and cast a spell on the foolish judge who forced her to give Brad Pitt more time and cell phone access with the kids. I’m not saying that happened, but I also wouldn’t eat any apples that mysteriously turn up in that judge’s office over the next few days.