Category: Alex Rodriguez
According To The New York Post, JLo And Lenny Kravitz Are Getting Close As She Tries To Work Things Out With A-Rod
This is already an oozy lava eruption of exhausting stunt-queening, and we’re barely into day three of “Did Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez break up? Are they still together and just foisting their names on us to promote some busted fashion accessory or a hot take on frozen Salisbury steak? Did A-Rod’s meandering peen get all glammed up and break curfew again?”
Because JLo and singlehood have mutually repellent force fields, and her 7,394 household selfie sticks were Googling grief counselors at the thought of only one human making sexy faces for the camera, it was pretty much guaranteed that we’d be hearing about the next relationship prospect in short order. JLo’s PR team has been swapping out narratives for this maybe-breakup almost as frantically as a Kardashian changes facial filters, and now The New York Post is planting the idea that she may move on from A-Rod to Lenny Kravitz.
JLo And A-Rod Are Now Denying The Breakup Rumors
Yesterday, Jennifer Lopez, 51, and Alex Rodriguez, 45, took a rusty machete to hopeful hearts all over the world when their breakup was announced after a two-year engagement and a total of four years together. We were all left to pick up our scattered ventricle bits and try to figure out just what (or whom) A-Rod’s jet-setting, FaceTime-cruising sportsball peen had done to cross the line for good this time. But we can all breathe more easily now because JLo and A-Rod are denying the final, deathblow crumble of their mighty empire of influence as well as business.
JLo And A-Rod Are Over After Four Years Together
Mr. Met just breathed out the biggest sigh of relief of all-time because if Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez actually managed to buy the Mets, poor Mr. Met would be covered in olive oil (from JLo) and roid-infused slime (from A-Rod) as they fought over him!
Page Six was first to report that the most powerful power couple of our time (in their heads) have dumped their true, everlasting, organic love into the shit can after being together for four years, and engaged for two. TMZ says that The Kingdom of J-Rod crumbled just today, so the cherubs must have whispered the news to Page Six before doing the slow wall slide of sadness over the end of this union. As for why they split…. Cut to A-Rod’s chronic wandering peen saying, “It wasn’t me!“, while winking.
Jennifer Lopez Isn’t Bothered By Alex Rodriguez’s Cheating Rumors
Cheating rumors have followed Alex Rodriguez around for years now, and I’m not talking about those rumors that he was cheating on the baseball diamond with steroids, because those rumors were confirmed by himself. We’re talking infidelity-style cheating, like the kind that A-Rod has allegedly been doing over and over and over again. But his fiancé Jennifer Lopez doesn’t pay attention to the rumors.
Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lopez Semi-Recreating The Video For “Love Don’t Cost A Thing”
Jennifer Lopez decided to do a bit of a reshoot of her 2000 song Love Don’t Cost A Thing from her second album which gave her the name JLo. It’s been twenty years since JLo has released her album so this was her way of honoring it. And it’s nice to see that in a short Instagram video with a production budget bigger than my monthly earnings, Jennifer is still pretending she would date a broke man.
Jennifer Lopez Again Denies Getting Botox
51-year-old Jennifer Lopez is once again defending her perfect facial structure and skin saying that she is all-natural apart from her JLo Beauty olive oil regimens. After a commenter accused her of filling her face with Botox, she hit back and once again claimed that she doesn’t use fillers, and because she’s a serious businesswoman, she plugged her skincare line while doing so.