Jennifer Lopez And Alex Rodriguez Are Entering Into The Frozen Food Market With Pressure-Cooked Meals… For Walmart

October 25, 2019 / Posted by:

JLo and A-Rod are taking their relationship to the next level. Yeah, they’re already engaged and I don’t mean they’re getting married already or something–but they are releasing a new business together. Everyone who’s ever wanted to be a part of a meal service created by Jennifer Lopez and her boyfriend–here you are! I’m not sure how many of you that is, but we’ll find out, as the couple have launched Tiller & Hatch Supply Co.–frozen meals you can make in a pressure cooker available at Walmart.

If you thought Patti Labelle was the only bitch taking over the frozen food market block, you better look around, honey. The Takeout says that the Tiller & Hatch meal kits are sold in-store at Walmarts across America and can also be ordered via a delivery subscription–because these days everything is a goddman subscription! Television, movies, video games, FOOD! For the love of god stop taking money from me on a monthly basis!

They describe themselves as:

Tiller & Hatch is a new brand of frozen meals (and more!) created to solve the age-old problems of not having enough time or money to eat as well as we should, or would like to–which often translates into unhealthy fast food. Tiller & Hatch is flipping the script and giving you good food, fast. Really fast. Like just a few minutes fast. And it’s not microwaved mush. It’s pressure cooker perfection–and the first frozen food of its kind.

Plus, less prep and mess means minimum time in the kitchen and maximum time at the table making mealtime memories with your loved ones. Best of all, we use simple, whole ingredients and restaurant-quality recipes that are flash-frozen to lock in the flavor (and nutrients!) making our foods just as tasty as they are easy. And the cherry on top? It’s premium quality at an affordable price. At Tiller & Hatch, we’re making healthy eating accessible, easy, and as enjoyable as ever.”

A proceeds are going to charity.

And honestly, this makes sense, because we all know JLo and A-Rod as humble beings who definitely do their own cooking, shop at Walmart, and don’t have a team of 24-hour chefs. Also, JLo and A-Rod need another side-hustle in the frozen food meal prep world, because they have so little money as it is it. Struggling to get by, you could say. I mean without a frozen food side-hustle how would they afford their $150,000 cars they don’t drive?


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