For whatever reason, Jose Canseco still keeps trying to convince the world that Alex Rodriquez is a cheating bastard, and the world keeps saying no duh. Last year, Jose was watching World of Dance and got a bee in his bonnet when he saw Jennifer Lopez, who at the time was newly engaged to Alex. Apparently this provoked many strong feelings in Jose, prompting him to tweet into the wind that A-Rod was having an affair with his ex-wife Jessica Canseco (a claim Jessica later denied). Sadly, nobody seemed to care, least of all JLo and A-Rod who were too busy doing an ultra wealthy version of GTL (that’s gym, tan, lie around on a pile of cash while the maids do the laundry). Now, according to The New York Post, Jose is still trying to save JLo from making the biggest mistake of her life (as if that ship hadn’t already sailed when she made Gigli) by marrying a cheater.
According to The New York Post, apropos of absolutely nothing, on Sunday, Jose #tooktotwitter to wish “Happy Easter to everyone except Alex Rodriguez,” which must have been devastating to the bajillionaire who’s engaged to a world-famous Academy Award snubbed actress. Jose followed that up with a message directed at JLo herself.
After throwing an Easter Sunday dig at the former Yankees superstar, Canseco, 55, tweeted a bizarre message directed at Rodriguez’s fiancée, Jennifer Lopez.
“Jennifer Lopez I have something to show you for your eyes only you will not regret it please contact Morgan,” Canseco wrote Monday, pinning a separate tweet with a phone number.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 13, 2020
Who the fuck is Morgan? Only Jose and the few hundred people who I’m sure tried to call him know. Personally, I’m too scared to call. No way, Jose! I’m positive my number would end up in some MLM database and I’d start receiving crates of suspicious looking multivitamins at my house.