JLo And A-Rod Are Now Denying The Breakup Rumors

Yesterday, Jennifer Lopez, 51, and Alex Rodriguez, 45, took a rusty machete to hopeful hearts all over the world when their breakup was announced after a two-year engagement and a total of four years together. We were all left to pick up our scattered ventricle bits and try to figure out just what (or whom) A-Rod’s jet-setting, FaceTime-cruising sportsball peen had done to cross the line for good this time. But we can all breathe more easily now because JLo and A-Rod are denying the final, deathblow crumble of their mighty empire of influence as well as business.

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