According To The New York Post, JLo And Lenny Kravitz Are Getting Close As She Tries To Work Things Out With A-Rod
This is already an oozy lava eruption of exhausting stunt-queening, and we’re barely into day three of “Did Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez break up? Are they still together and just foisting their names on us to promote some busted fashion accessory or a hot take on frozen Salisbury steak? Did A-Rod’s meandering peen get all glammed up and break curfew again?”
Because JLo and singlehood have mutually repellent force fields, and her 7,394 household selfie sticks were Googling grief counselors at the thought of only one human making sexy faces for the camera, it was pretty much guaranteed that we’d be hearing about the next relationship prospect in short order. JLo’s PR team has been swapping out narratives for this maybe-breakup almost as frantically as a Kardashian changes facial filters, and now The New York Post is planting the idea that she may move on from A-Rod to Lenny Kravitz.
via New York Post:
Jennifer Lopez seems to have a new friend in paradise, and just in time as the superstar seeks to heal from her shocking break-up with Alex Rodriguez.
Rock star Lenny Kravitz, 56, who joined the cast of J. Lo’s upcoming film “Shotgun Wedding” last month, seems to have made quite an impression on his co-star.
Not long after Kravitz, the father of actress Zoë Kravitz, showed up on the Dominican Republic set, Lopez gifted daughter Emme with guitar lessons from the handsome musician-actor (as seen on her IG). Lopez also shot a seductive video of herself on the balcony of her DR hotel suite to the tune of Kravitz’s chart-topping hit “Fly Away.”
Lenny Kravitz makes sense, given their shared time on the set of Shotgun Wedding. When he’s not memorizing lines or dipping his time-stopping body parts into the fountain of youth, he’s obviously ogling JLo and making secret diary entries about wanting to get awkwardly inserted into a high-profile breakup. Lenny is also far hotter than the embodiment of a clammy, nervous handshake that is A-Rod, so there’s that.
A few weeks ago, JLo engaged in what might have been some sneaky foreshadowing for this plot point, and posted her best come-hither looks to the tune of Lenny’s Fly Away:
And as I write this, TMZ just shared a video of A-Rod saying he and JLo are still hanging on, and JLo just posted a “bitch, my well-oiled hotness will conquer all, and miss me with those rumors” video response to the breakup headlines:
It remains to be seen whether Lenny will become a casualty of the PR cutting-room floor before his entrance into this mess even gets a fighting chance. Stay tuned.
Pic: Wenn.com