Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
She started out as a song girl, then acted, keeps trying to do both. At the beginning it was promising but mostly, over the last few years, it’s been a series of disappointments. Personally though, she seemed to have it together. A steady relationship, a solid commitment, no drama…
Or maybe it’s because we weren’t paying attention.
She and her playing partner have been having problems for a while. They’ve been trying hard to work it out. But that might not turn out so well if she finds out that he hooked up with a much more successful song girl, someone with a similar early sound and origin, though that’s evolving now. Despite her many changes, contrived or organic, this was probably not the intended image. (Lainey Gossip)
Not Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande Latte, because that guess became null and void at “steady relationship.” Not Mimi, Nick Cannon and Ariana Grande Latte, because Glitter was only “promising” to those of us who live for pink rhinestone-encrusted dried turds. My guess is Mandy Moore, Ryan Adams and that strawberry tart-making, pussy-carrying, home wrecking Holly Hobbie tramp trollop Taylor Swift? I did throw a side-eye at “much more successful song girl.” Mandy Moore will always stand on her tip toes at the highest point of the A-list because of “In My Pocket.”
Hot Slut Of The Day!
State Senator Jim Ferlo, the Pennsylvania State Senator who came out to the public during a press conference yesterday morning by basically blurting out, “Yeah, I like dick AND?”
During a press conference in Harrisburg about updating the state’s hate crime law to include LGBT citizens, State Senator Ferlo, who’s a co-sponsor of the proposal, took to the mic and spoke for a few minutes before letting everyone who doesn’t know that he’s gay and if you’re not into it, you can get over it. Personally if I was a Pennsylvania lawmaker, I’d come out by sliding down a plastic prop rainbow as Sharon Needles lip-synched “I’m Coming Out” next to me, but Jim Ferlo’s way is the better way. While standing next to openly gay hot woof daddy House Representative Brian Sims, Jim Ferlo said this:
“Since I was a teenager and sexually active, I have only been with women from teenage years to the years of 22, 23, 24. Great relationships, no hard feelings, but I’ve been a practicing homosexual, and I am gay, since at least the age of 24 or 25. I didn’t need a psychiatrist or psychologist. I just decided this was something that is normal for me, comfortable. My mother always used to tell me, she’d be 102 years old now if she was still living, ‘God don’t make no junk.’ It was just something that seemed natural and as many of us in the gay community say, ‘Don’t fight the feeling.’ Well, I’ve never fought the feeling and I’ve had great friendships, relationships. Hundreds of people know I’m gay. I just never made an official declaration. I never felt I had to wear a billboard on my forehead. But I’m gay. Get over it. I love it. It’s a great life.”
Jim Ferlo spit out some “We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it!” shit AND he quoted REO Speedwagon. That is how it’s done.
The Time Nicolas Cage Told Idris Elba That He Spent The Night In Dracula’s Castle
Even with that jean vest and that newsboy cap, I still would and HOW.
Idris Elba did a Reddit AMA (via Vulture) yesterday and sadly nobody asked him to finally put an end to MicCordGate by posting a picture of his dick next to a mic cord so we’ll know for sure what was in his pants that day. But somebody did ask him if he had any funny stories to tell about Nicolas Cage since he worked with that human bottle of crazy on Ghost Rider. Of course he had a funny Nicolas Cage story since I’m sure anyone who has ever come into contact with that mess has a funny story to tell:
“Yeah – Nic Cage came back one day on set, and he came down to set and he looked a little bit tired, a little bit – kind of like he’d ben up all night. So I was like ‘Hey Nic man, how you doing man’ and he said ‘I’m alright’ and I said ‘You seem a little spoked out’ and he said ‘Yeah man, I went up to Dracula’s castle…the ruins up in the mountains, and I stayed the night’ and I said ‘What?! Why?’ and he said ‘I just had to channel the energy, and it was pretty spooky up there.’ We were shooting in Romania, Transylvania, and he just went up there to spend the night, as you do.
And then he walked away.
True story.”
I love how Idris said “True story.” He didn’t need to say that at all. If Idris also said that Nicolas added that he woke up in the middle of the night in the castle when a sweet transvestite from Transylvania tried to seduce him and then he ended up singing about doing the Time Warp in the ballroom with a maid with an afro and a butler who looked like Samantha Ronson with a half weave, Idris still wouldn’t need to say “True story.” I’d believe it no matter what. Because every story that involves Nicolas Cage is a true story. True story.
Beyoncé’s Assistant Still Doesn’t Know How To Photoshop Thighs Properly (UPDATE)
Beyoncé really needs to book her sister into an 8-week intensive night school class at the Adult Learning Annex, because this shit is getting ridiculous. Bey recently released some pictures of her celebrating her 33rd birth-bey (you know she calls it that) on a yacht in the South of France, but it looks like she had more important shit to do, like planning out her next publicity-humping long-term stunt with Jay-Z, because she clearly didn’t go over proofs with a fine-toothed comb. If she had, maybe she would have caught Solange’s sloppy ‘shop job on her thigh gap in this bikini pic before they went up. This isn’t the first time Beyoncé has ordered one of her minions to fuck around with her thighs, but it’s definitely the most obvious. Like Miss Cleo says: THE CARDS DON’T LIE!
TMZ Posts Audio From That Messy, Messy “Daniele Watts Vs. The LAPD” Situation
When the story of actress Daniele Watts getting put into handcuffs after she was mistaken for a prostitution whore-ah ended up everywhere on the Internet, the LAPD said that they had no record of the incident since she wasn’t arrested or brought into the station for questioning. They were telling the truth. They didn’t have record of it, because they gave the record to TMZ.
This morning, TMZ posted a different side of that messy, messy, messiness complete with pieces of audio recorded by the police. Daniele Watts and her boyfriend Brian James Lucas (I called him her husband in my last post about this, but apparently they’re not married) claimed in two separate Facebook posts that some bitch called the cops on their asses after seeing them kiss in a car parked outside of CBS Studios in Studio City, CA on Thursday afternoon. Brian said that the person saw a black chick kissing a white guy and instantly thought they were a whore and her trick. The police approached Daniele while she was on the phone with her dad and when they asked for her ID, she refused to give it to them because she did nothing wrong and felt like the cops were targeting her because she’s black.
TMZ says that witnesses from a nearby building told the police a totally different story…
A Florida Art Gallery Is Planning To Show Kate Upton And JLaw’s Hacked Nudes In An Upcoming Exhibit
According to the NY Daily News, an art gallery in St. Petersburg, Florida called CACA (a name which is entirely too perfect for this story) is launching an exhibition featuring the stolen iCloud nudes. CACA (which stands for Corey Allen Contemporary Art) sent out a press release to announce they’ve found a new definition for shameless by capitalizing on Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton’s hacked nipple pictures and displaying them on canvas in an upcoming exhibition by an artist named XVALA. Totally off topic, but I will be seriously disappointed if there isn’t a Puerto Rican drag queen out there with the name “Caca Xvala“.
The press released claims the hacked nudes will part of an exhibit called “Fear Google”, which features 7 years worth of images “found on Google of celebrities in their most vulnerable and private moments, that were comprised by either hackers or the paparazzi.” The show also features the leaked nudes of ScarJo from a couple years ago and a picture of Britney Spears with a shaved head. Um, do they not know that you can see that shit on the internet for free? DUMB.
The show is set to open on October 30th, but something tells me the FBI will be pulling out a chair and asking them to have a seat while they hang a cease-and-desist on the wall and ask them to describe what they see long before that. I doubt it’s legal. Unless it’s actually a sting organized by the St. Petersburg PD in association with Chris Hansen to catch fucking creepazoids, in which case…still illegal, right?
Regardless, it’s happening in Florida, which means that even if this art show is 100% legal, there’s a 99.9% chance that a shirtless meth-smoking Waffle House manager named Cross Eyes will lose control of his 1999 Toyota Tercel while getting road head from a Oxy-popping stripper who goes by the name “Krysstal Shymmer” and crash full-speed into the front of CACA before they get a chance to put out the first cheese plate. It’s Florida! How could that NOT happen???