Even with that jean vest and that newsboy cap, I still would and HOW.
Idris Elba did a Reddit AMA (via Vulture) yesterday and sadly nobody asked him to finally put an end to MicCordGate by posting a picture of his dick next to a mic cord so we’ll know for sure what was in his pants that day. But somebody did ask him if he had any funny stories to tell about Nicolas Cage since he worked with that human bottle of crazy on Ghost Rider. Of course he had a funny Nicolas Cage story since I’m sure anyone who has ever come into contact with that mess has a funny story to tell:
“Yeah – Nic Cage came back one day on set, and he came down to set and he looked a little bit tired, a little bit – kind of like he’d ben up all night. So I was like ‘Hey Nic man, how you doing man’ and he said ‘I’m alright’ and I said ‘You seem a little spoked out’ and he said ‘Yeah man, I went up to Dracula’s castle…the ruins up in the mountains, and I stayed the night’ and I said ‘What?! Why?’ and he said ‘I just had to channel the energy, and it was pretty spooky up there.’ We were shooting in Romania, Transylvania, and he just went up there to spend the night, as you do.
And then he walked away.
I love how Idris said “True story.” He didn’t need to say that at all. If Idris also said that Nicolas added that he woke up in the middle of the night in the castle when a sweet transvestite from Transylvania tried to seduce him and then he ended up singing about doing the Time Warp in the ballroom with a maid with an afro and a butler who looked like Samantha Ronson with a half weave, Idris still wouldn’t need to say “True story.” I’d believe it no matter what. Because every story that involves Nicolas Cage is a true story. True story.