Anna Allen, the Spanish actress who got caught lying about going to the Oscars and faking pictures with Photoshop. And just like that, Phoebe Price has signed up for a Photoshop course at the Learning Annex.

Anna Allen has a few TV and theater credits in Spain, but she’s finally getting the worldwide fame (not really) she deserves after the Spanish media and people on social media exposed the shameless Photoshop stunts she pulled on her 22,000 Instagram followers. Anna bragged about being invited to the Oscars, going to the Oscars and shooting an episode of The Big Bang Theory. But after graphic artist experts (aka anybody with eyes) examined the pictures, it was discovered that Anna copy + pasted her face over the face of others and Photoshopped her entire body in front of the Oscars backdrop. Bitch is where crazy and shameless meet.

The Daily Mail says that Anna Instagrammed a picture of “her” Oscar invitation, but the picture was just a re-post of Lupita Nyong’o’s invitation and she cropped the name out. Anna also told a Spanish newspaper that she met Neil Patrick Harris and talked to him for a long time. Anna Allen is that 6th grade classmate of mine who told everyone that her family went to the Virgin Islands with Brian Austin Green’s family and she hung out with him all summer long. The lie-teller got caught when another classmate asked her, “Um, didn’t I see you having dinner with your family at the Olive Garden during summer break, bitch?”

Anna Allen’s stream of lies runs 10 miles long. She also got caught trying to pass off pictures from Sophia Bush’s Instagram account as her own and she pasted herself into a promo picture of the BBC mini-series Emma to make it look like she starred in it with Johnny Lee Miller. Here’s the picture of a Photoshopped Anna posing with the cast of TBBT. She pasted her face over Summer Glau’s face. It must have taken experts dozens of hours to prove that this picture is a fake, because the work is so impeccable and I’m sure Mariah Carey has already begged Anna to be lead artist of her in-house Photoshop team.

After Anna was called out, she deleted all of her social media accounts. It was too late. She became a meme and people made fun of her by pasting her face over Leonardo DiCaprio’s face in a still from that “I’m flying” scene in Titanic and by Photoshopping her into Ellen’s selfie pic from last year’s Oscars.

Anna not only faked going to the 2015 Oscars, she faked going to the 2014 Oscars too. She Instgrammed this picture which is supposed to be her at the 2014 Oscars, but it’s actually a picture of Kasia Smutniak at the 2013 Rome Film Festival.

That dress may look like it’s black and gold, but it’s actually white and gold. Don’t trust anything Anna Allen shows you. Brian Williams, who?! Anna Allen is the real mastermind fibber of our time! She deserves a real Oscar for this.

(For Alejandro)

My vote for Kelly’s replacement is Giggy Vanderpump! But Kathy, Giuliana and Brad would never agree to that, because Giggy would take all the attention away from their asses, obviously.

After all the smoke and fuckery cleared from that Zendaya mess, I kind of thought if anybody was going to make their way out of the Fashion Police exit door, it would be Ghouliana Rancid. But TMZ says that Kelly Osbourne has made good on her threat to quit the show.

After Zendaya slapped at Giuliana for joking about how her dreads must smell like patchouli and weed, Kelly Osbourne squeezed herself right into the middle by going on an ALL-CAPS rant on Twitter where she threatened to quit Fashion Police over what was said. When Giuliana released another apology, Kelly calmed down on the CAPS and tweeted this: “It takes a strong women to apologize & makes a forgiving women even stronger!” But TMZ says that even though Giuliana apologized and Zendaya accepted her apology, Kelly bolted anyway.

Apparently, the producers started having problems with Kelly as soon as the first episode without Joan Rivers taped. Kelly didn’t like the way the show was being produced and the producers were over her. Kelly quit today. E! queefed up this statement of words about Kelly’s exit:

“Kelly Osbourne is departing E!s Fashion Police to pursue other opportunities, and we would like to thank her for her many contributions to the series over the past five years, during which time the show became a hit with viewers. Fashion Police will return, as scheduled, on Friday, March 30th at 9:00 p.m. and no decisions have been made on her replacement.”

“Other opportunities.” Oh shit, she’s totally going to replace Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. Or maybe she’s replacing Brian Williams.

E! is really pulling our dicks with that “no decisions have been made on her replacement” shit. We all know who Kelly’s replacement is going to be. E! better up Fashion Police’s budget, because they’re going to need a few animal trainers on set since Khloe Kardashian is obviously going to replace Kelly. E! should just fire everyone on Fashion Police, change the name to Kardashian Police and have that show be nothing but Kim, Khloe and Kourtney jacking off to their red carpet photos of the week. That’s what Fashion Police is eventually going to become.

And Giuliana better hide… Because if Ozzy Osbourne comes to the set to defend his daughter, who knows what he’ll do when he sees Giuliana’s bird-looking ass. We all know what Ozzy did to that dove…

In case you missed it, here’s former HSOTD and crazy diamond of The Weather Channel Jim Cantore having several full-body orgasms over thundersnow in Boston. The New England coast looks like the inside of January Jones’ heart right now (read: frozen and cold) and last night they were hit with Winter Storm Neptune. While mostly everybody was warming themselves with whiskey and a heated-up butt plug, Jim Cantore was outside losing his mind over thundersnow, which is when lighting and thunder hit during a snowstorm. It’s pretty rare, apparently, so Jim almost jumped out of his body when it happened six times.

Everyone keeps saying that nobody loves anything as much as Jim Cantore loves thundersnow, but that’s not true. Charlie Sheen has the same reaction every time his dealer dumps white powder all over him.

When Jim got home last night, he probably brought the thunder and lighting to his piece’s body. He just had to let all that excitement out. And I bet he can’t get off unless The Day After Tomorrow is playing in the background.

And after you look at the pictures of Kanye’s collection, you’l feel exactly the same.

Soulless fame whore mannequin Kim Kartrashian learned today that sometimes your living and breathing fashion accessory is tired of being your living and breathing fashion accessory and fights back. At the New York Fashion Week show for Kanye West’s collection for Adidas tonight, Kummy Kakes once again dragged North West out for photo-ops and that child was not having it. She did not want to be there. Beyonce, Jay-Z and Anna Wintour were totally over it and I’m surprised Anna didn’t shush that child up by sucking her soul.

Can you even blame North West? The clothes are awful, the music is probably loud and she’s sitting next to the Queen of the Death Eaters who can eat her youth at any moment. North West just wants to be at home with her mommy aka the nanny.

With that being said, North West is my new favorite fashion critic.

And here’s a million pictures of Kummy, Anna (who was not amused by these ugly clothes), North West, RiRi, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Diddy (whose head looks like a clit between two furry coochie lips) and the collection which looks like “homeless ballerina as seen through the eyes of Mugatu.”

Pics: Reuters, Getty, Wenn.com

Susy Diaz, the most talented and gorgeous goddess in Peru and beyond!

Up until yesterday afternoon, I had no idea who Susy Diaz is, because the American media has done me wrong and hasn’t introduced me to this graceful, elegant and camera shy Peruvian rose whose petals are filled with potent talent. Susy Diaz is a tabloid star and all-around master of all trades in Peru. She’s a singer, dancer, entertainer, burlesque star and one-time congresswoman who was ordered to pay a fine and was put on probation for taking a bribe (according to Wikipedia). Susy Diaz is everything. She has the looks of a young Brigitte Bardot, the dancing skills of Baryshnikov, the voice of a nightingale trained by Maria Callas and the charisma of Jesus. Susy Diaz looks like Xtina after getting a makeover from Big Ang. In other words, she’s stunning.

Yesterday, Susy Diaz FINALLY made her American morning show debut when she performed on Today with her back-up singers, a little known group called First Do No Harm or Fifty Harmony or something like that. Since Susy Diaz redefines graciousness and is modest about her talents, she let her backing group perform in front of her while she danced behind them on the other side of the window. Susy Diaz wanted the lessers to get some shine in the spotlight for once. I know, she’s a legendary chanteuse, a politician AND a saint. At the 1:55 mark in the video below, watch Susy Diaz nearly break the glass with her raw talent:

FYI: That police officer was later stripped of his badge and charged with obstructing talent.

Susy is apparently in NYC to shoot a reality show. FINALLY, this country is getting some real talent. Susy Diaz is the legendary goddess this country needs, but doesn’t deserve. All hail Susy!

Now we know who the reincarnation of Venus on a Half Shell is.

via MuuMuse

Actually, all stylists should take the note. The next time the trick they’re dressing asks, “What about gloves? Like Amal Clooney?” That stylist needs to ask to see a government-issued ID and if the name on that ID doesn’t say “Dame Joan Henrietta Collins” the answer is an all-caps, bolded FUCK NO! A law should be passed stating that only Dame Joan Collins is allowed to wear a pair of gloves on the red carpet, because she’s the only goddess who has the charisma, confidence and know how to pull that look off.

This morning, I scanned the Best Dressed of the SAG Awards lists and right after I did that, I Googled “contact information for the Deputy Sheriff of the Intrawebs Police,” because I need to report the authors of every one of those lists. Those lists should be deleted and erased from the Internet because none of them named Dame Joan as thee best-dressed of the night. That is illegal!

Dame Joan Collins sashayed onto the red carpet of the SAG Awards last night looking like pure perfection from that luscious wig perfectly perched on her head to her sensible heels. She looked like she was dressed for a funeral, which is pretty fitting. Because every time she struts into a room, homely peasants choke on her beauty and glamour before falling back into a coffin.

Pics: Wenn.com