Robin Thicke And April Love Geary’s Baby Is Here
Aspiring weed farmer Robin Thicke’s girlfriend April Love Geary, 22, gave birth to an unfortunate future custody battle on February 22. As expected, they named their daughter Mia Love Thicke on Feb 22, according to Instagram (and People). Something’s off about that name and it’s probably why the Michael Hunts of the world have already sent Mia sympathy bouquets. And then they sent her some more when they saw her mom’s tacky ass Valentine’s Day photo celebration on IG. In April’s defense, at least she wasn’t posing atop a hooptie inexplicably stuffed with flowers.
Amy Schumer Got Married To Her Boyfriend Of Three Months
Four days ago, Amy Schumer went Instagram official with her boyfriend of three months, chef Chris Fischer, by posting a picture of them kissing at Ellen DeGeneres’ 60th birthday party in Los Angeles. It seems like every famous person was at Ellen’s party. Amy and Chris are from the east coast, and they must have decided to take advantage of the nice weather and all their friends being in one place. Because UsWeekly says that Amy and Chris rented a fancy house in Malibu on Tuesday, and texted 80 of their friends to come over for a wedding. According to sources, that last-minute guest list included Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Aniston, Larry David, David Spade, Jerry Seinfeld, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Judd Apatow. And it does sound like it was all done at the last minute.
Alexander Polinsky, Who Played Adam On “Charles In Charge,” Says That He Too Was Terrorized By Scott Baio
If you need more alleged proof that Scott Baio was always a half-melted suppository, Alexander Polinsky spit some up during a press conference in his lawyer Lisa Bloom’s office in L.A. today. Alexander has been by his Charles in Charge co-star Nicole Eggert’s side as she’s talked about how Scott molested her from the age of 14 to 17. Nicole was on The Talk last week, and during her interview, a statement from him was read. Alexander claimed he witnessed Scott abusing Nicole, and said that Scott made his tween and teen years a living hell. Alexander went into more detail today, including telling a story about how Scott once made a hole in the canvas wall of Alexander’s dressing room and stuck his dick through it. Scott Baio making a glory hole in an underage boy’s dressing room? If Lifetime ever decides to make an unauthorized behind-the-scenes Charles in Charge movie, they better expect for Bryan Singer to offer to direct.
New Internet Theory Alert: Sam Smith And Adele Are The Same Person
The C.I.A. (computer investigation alliance), that secret cabal of internet sleuths who cracked the case of the Melania Trump body double WIDE OPEN, have made an exciting new discovery! Have you ever noticed that you’ve never seen Sam Smith and Adele together in the same room? Didn’t think so. Are you sitting down? A Twitter user has proof that Adele and Sam are actually the person!
Logan Paul’s Parachute Failed To Open
As evidenced by The Forest, you don’t eff with the ghosts of Japan’s Aokigahara Forest. Embattled YouTube dicklick Logan Paul learned this when he posted a video of what was purportedly a body dangling from a noose in the forest on his YouTube channel. His fans were aghast, Google Preferred dropped him, and he had to issue a double-apology cuz’ his money sitch was endangered. Well, those in the afterlife whom he disrespected felt that wasn’t enough. So they made sure Logan’s parachute refused to open during a skydiving session. It’s okay to laugh because he lived. Continue reading
Harvey Weinstein Has Dug Out An Old Email From Ben Affleck In An Attempt To Discredit Rose McGowan
Rose McGowan’s E! docuseries Citizen Rose premiered last night, which means Harvey Weinstein, or “the monster” as she calls him, was bound to get a new batch of bad Google alerts. Harvey’s team attempted to do some damage control by digging through his email archives and found what they consider to be a conscience-clearing conversation with Ben Affleck.