Category: Scott Baio

Scott Baio Thinks Ron Howard’s “Happy Days” Reunion Is “Shameful” But John Stamos Is Happy To Take His Place

October 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Ron Howard is being accused of ruining MAGA’s favorite TV show, Happy Days, by getting on a Zoom call with a few old cast members to raise funds for the Democratic Party of Wisconsin. Never mind that Happy Days was a spectacularly dumb show that literally jumped the shark mid-run and is perhaps most well known for its theme song which repeatedly suggests that Sunday is the first day of the week which never sat right with me (even though I now understand it to be technically correct). But the worst thing about Happy Days (besides making me think Milwaukee was actually the 1950s therefore Grease must also take place in Milwaukee since Lavern & Shirley did, which somehow also meant that I Love Lucy took place there too), was fucking Chachi. Even before Scott Baio accepted Donald Trump as his lord and savior, Chachi was the worst.

Oh! Hey Chachi. Apologies, I didn’t see you.

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SAG Stopped Production On Scott Baio and Kristy Swanson’s Latest Movie Due To COVID-19 Protocol Violations

June 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Hollywood just went back to work and already, a big name studio production starring a proudly conservative actor and a shrieking dinosaur has been told to halt all filming for failing to adhere to COVID-19 protocols and violating child actor laws. Of course, I’m talking about the future family classic Courting Mom and Dad starring Trump lovin’ Kristy Swanson and nobody’s favorite 80s dinosaur Scott Baio, which appears to have been primarily shot in Scott’s driveway.

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Wanda Sykes Showed Scott Baio Who’s Really In Charge

May 28, 2020 / Posted by:

As if our current political discourse wasn’t ridiculous enough as it is, alleged tiny dick haver and Donald Trump superfan Scott Baio has entered the chat. Last week, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden got his gaffe on when his appearance on The Breakfast Club ended with him saying “you ain’t black” [if you vote for Trump]. At the time, Wanda Sykes, comedian and former producer/writer for the revival of Roseanne, defended Joe’s remarks on Twitter, saying that it was a (bad) joke and at least “he didn’t say 2 go shoot Clorox in our tits.” Scott, presumably still smarting from having recently injected Clorox in his tits, took offense. Scott thought he was back in charge of something and tried to let Wanda know what time it was. Lo and behold, he must have one of those sex watches like Drake has, because he was spot on! It absolutely was Wanda’s Foot Up His Ass-O’Clock.

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Alexander Polinsky, Who Played Adam On “Charles In Charge,” Says That He Too Was Terrorized By Scott Baio

February 14, 2018 / Posted by:

If you need more alleged proof that Scott Baio was always a half-melted suppository, Alexander Polinsky spit some up during a press conference in his lawyer Lisa Bloom’s office in L.A. today. Alexander has been by his Charles in Charge co-star Nicole Eggert’s side as she’s talked about how Scott molested her from the age of 14 to 17. Nicole was on The Talk last week, and during her interview, a statement from him was read. Alexander claimed he witnessed Scott abusing Nicole, and said that Scott made his tween and teen years a living hell. Alexander went into more detail today, including telling a story about how Scott once made a hole in the canvas wall of Alexander’s dressing room and stuck his dick through it. Scott Baio making a glory hole in an underage boy’s dressing room? If Lifetime ever decides to make an unauthorized behind-the-scenes Charles in Charge movie, they better expect for Bryan Singer to offer to direct.

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