Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B Wanting To Know What Uncle Sam Is Doing With Her Tax Money
Instead of visiting Google, Possibly pregnant Cardi B went on Instagram to tell Uncle Sam that she wants to know what the government is doing with her fucking tax money. And she wants to know NOW. Cardi wants an itemized list. Cardi would like a representative from the IRS to visit her at her pied-à-terre in NYC to explain exactly what her “Bodak Yellow” money is going towards. She rightfully points out that:
A) When you sponsor a child from a third-world country, you are sent an update every month. Why isn’t she being sent an update such as that about her taxes?
B) The streets of NYC, where Cardi lives, are “always” dirty and there’s “rats” in the subway. Why, Cardi wants to know, isn’t her 40% going towards cleaning up the streets.
Someone quickly whisper, “Err, war and golf trips,” into her ear. But these are questions we’ve all asked ourselves about our finances. #CardiBIsUs! #WeAreCardiB!
Pic: Instagram
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Flos Mariae!
When Dlisted reader Josafat slipped Catholic girl group Flos Mariae into my inbox, I checked out their music and site, and after I shook off the hypnotic trance that their hauntingly luminous music and retina-burning glamour put me in, I figured they were fake and put together by comedians and performance artists. But BuzzFeed wrote about them in 2015, and claimed that everything about them is as real as their stunning singing voices.
The tales goes that in 2013, a woman from Spain named María Bellido Durán had to have surgery for a malignant tumor, and 7 of her daughters (she had 16 children total) made a promise to God that if their mother survived, they would start a girl group. Because God wants to fill this world with beauty and talent, María survived the surgery and the sisters fulfilled their promise, and thank GOD (for real) for that!
I See That Someone (Read: Taylor Swift) Just Watched Christopher Walken In The “Weapon Of Choice” Video
And it goes without typing, but Christopher Walken danced it better. Shit, Christopher Walken would’ve danced it better if he had two broken legs, a busted hip, paralyzed arms and a stage 10 IBS flare up that was causing his ass to explode.
During last night’s iHeart Radio Music Awards (which happened at the same time as the premiere of the Paula Abdul-less reboot of American Idull starring Tay Tay’s nemesis and NUN KILLER!!! Katy Perry), Taylor bought won the award for female artist of the year, and she wasn’t there to accept it, but she prerecorded her speech and also dropped the video for her new single Delicate. And the Delicate video also confirms that Taylor has dropped the “bad girl who ditches class to vape in the girls” room” image and is back to being the most annoying theater kid in drama class. WARNING: Cringe-inducing dancing ahead!
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Vanilla!
When you Google, “Vanilla girl group,” a strange thing happens. You don’t get dozens of articles explaining why Vanilla was the greatest girl group of our time. Instead, you get an article from 2007 titled, “Were Vanilla Really The Worst Girl Band In The History Of The Universe?” The Spice Girls must’ve wrote that slam piece together when they reunited. The Spice Girls were born in 1994, and two short years later, another British girl group named after a much more expensive spice (No, seriously vanilla is one of the most expensive spices. Coincidence? I thinkfuckingnot.) was born.
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By popular demand… Valentina Petrenko!
If you took Christopher “Kid” Reid’s rectangle fro, the elegant legs of an ebony grasshopper, 12 tubes of Bonne Bell blushing gel, the shoe box filled with expired makeup from the 80s that your mom keeps in the back of her bathroom cabinet, and a heaping spoonful of dandruff from the Bride of Frankenstein, and furiously mashed it all in a bowl using the head of Flattop from Dick Tracy, you’d get this spectacular vision of Russian flat top glamour. No dirty pot or pan would sit in your kitchen sink for more than two minutes if your Brillo pad looked as stunning as that. Baked-on grease would immediately disappear just from showing it that picture.
Night Crumbs
Kristen Wiig is in talks to play the villain Cheetah in the Wonder Woman sequel after Emma Stone turned it down. Jocelyn Wildenstein knows the NYPD all too well, so she should call them up and file a police report against Kristen for stealing the role she was naturally born to play! – Lainey Gossip
I see that Jennifer Lawrence isn’t about to condemn the demonic maker of her precious Kartrashians – Celebitchy
The herpes flare up that is the cast of Jersey Shore is going to last a little longer – Reality Tea
Shawn Mendes better watch it, because Sally Field is going to threaten to shank his pretty face for luring her dream son-in-law away – Towleroad