Night Crumbs

May 19, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

Bre Tiesi is a member of Nick Cannon’s baby-making brigade, and she’s also on Selling Sunset. During the show’s new season, Bre claimed that Nick Cannon, who makes $100 million a year (according to Nick Cannon), isn’t legally on the hook for child support in California because he has so many kids. Bre said, “The way it works is, like, after 10, the court can basically say he can’t afford to pay child support.” Of course, that’s not true. If it were, every deadbeat dad in the land would be jizzing out a child army to get out of paying child support. Even Bre’s own lawyer publicly called her out for spreading misinformation. As for where Bre heard that little false tidbit, my guess is she learned it from famed child support expert Dick Mannon, Esq. (aka Nick Cannon in a foolproof lawyer disguise of glasses and a suit) – Us Weekly

Because Jeff Bezos’ transformation into a Bond villain is incomplete without a tasteful and modest yacht, he has a $500 million superyacht, and some think his boat’s figurehead was modeled after his moll Lauren Sanchez. But I don’t really see it. If he really wanted to pay tribute to Lauren Sanchez, he’d have his figurehead made with equal parts heat-resistant silicone and demure elegance – Jezebel

While joined by his lady love Calista Flockhart, Harrison Ford showed up to the premiere of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny at the Cannes Film Festival, where it got a 5-minute standing ovation. Harrison got teary-eyed over the standing O. So either he was touched by everyone standing for the movie, or he knows how Cannes standing ovations work and got teary with embarrassment. I mean, a 5-minute ovation is basically Cannes’ way of saying, “Meh.” – Lainey Gossip

After Elon Musk said that Tesla was going to start advertising, someone created a fake Tesla ad starring a Deepfake “Ryan Reynolds.” Personally, I think the ad works, and Tesla should use it for real. It’s scary and poorly made, just like Tesla! – Pajiba

I see that Andrew Lloyd Webber’s fascination with Nicole Scherzinger lives on. Because Nicole will play… Norma Desmond (????) in the West End revival of Sunset Boulevard. Can’t wait for Norma Desmond to drop it low while singing Don’t Cha to Joe Gillis in front of Betty Schaefer – Playbill

At the party for Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition, Martha Stewart gave us Las Vegas lounge singer glamour, Megan Fox served nipple-less wonder refinement, and Machine Gun Kelly looked like a traveling preacher who moonlights as a fourth-tier wrestler – Tom + Lorenzo

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