Cody, the Labrador who discovered an important key to easy living, and now his life will never be the same again!

In Southern California, it’s hotter than Lucifer’s throbbing hemorrhoid and you can’t go outside without wearing a frozen butt plug that you’ve been keeping in the freezer for days like this. I have no idea where Cody the Labrador lives, but if his homeland is going to be as hot as it is here, then he’s going to practically live in the pool this week. And now thanks to a brand new, mind-blowing trick he just learned, he’ll be living a lot easier.

Cody’s human was filming him doing the doggy paddle in the pool when she captured an extremely important, life-changing moment in dog history and posted it on Facebook (via Reddit). Cody somehow realized that the pool has a bottom and so he doesn’t have to exert his dog muscles by paddling around. Cody can stand on his paws and enjoy the coolness of it all. This changes EVERYTHING!

That look of enlightenment, calmness and relief that covers Cody’s face when his paws touch the bottom of the pool is probably the same look I made when I discovered that I didn’t have to only stand to piss. I can sit too! Hmmm and now that I watch that video again, it looks like Cody also just discovered an easier way to piss in the pool. Cody doesn’t have to juggle paddling and pissing at the same time anymore, he can now just stand there and let it go. Cody’s life has definitely gotten 2000% better!

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Like most holidays, Father’s Day is all day! So yes, it is still Father’s Day. I called mine already. He didn’t answer and then called me back 15 minutes later and didn’t even know it was Father’s Day. One person who most definitely knows it’s Father’s Day is the guy in this video. He’s become a quick legend on the internet because of just how “DAD!” what he did is.

I find baseball about as interesting as the parents who took their kids to see Finding Dory probably found that underwater shit to be. But, I’m a fair person. I can recognize skill and a level of cool. And this, this I can give a thumbs up to. Or at least not a side eye. The guy fucking caught a foul ball with no glove while holding a sleeping child and a tray of hotdogs! I can barely talk on the phone while walking my dog, let alone do that AND pick up her poop! (Sorry, my neighborhood!) Mostly though, I was just so worried about the hotdogs because they are the only thing that matters at a baseball game. Anyone else might have sacrificed them, but not Dadman! Dadman knows that hotdogs are equally as vital to his powers as his kid. To Dadman and to all the dads, happy Father’s Day! And remember, if you say you’re just going to the store to get cigarettes, don’t take eleven years to come back!

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Uh oh… Do you hear that? It’s the woodland creatures. They’ve stopped crying, but now they sound angry. Almost like it’s building to a battle cry, a blood thirsty one. I didn’t think it would come to this, but I suppose it has. I also didn’t think you could buy the loyalty of woodland creatures, thereby turning yourself into a Disney princess, but hey, Taylor Swift is loaded. And it’s the blood of Calvin Harris they want. Despite the fact that a new report is saying that Taylor is the bad girlfriend in this after all.

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And in non-baby related news, let’s talk love lives. Messy ones. Why the hell would we talk about not messy ones? That’s not news. That’s your Aunt Jean and her “good friend” Ben. No. Today we’re checking back in with one of the great loves of our time. And your parents’ time. If you’ll remember correctly, because one of these people for sure as hell can’t, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne apparently split back in May. But Now Kelly Osbourne is saying that no, no, no, it’s all good and her parents are still together.

Back when this SCANDAL broke, source types said it was because Sharon had hard evidence that Ozzy was getting his pepaw peepee pawed at by some “home wrecking” slut. The woman in question, Michelle Pugh, is a hairdresser. Which brings us to the best part of this whole thing. The last time Kelly got involved in this totally real, not PR-smelling stunt for The Talk, she let Michelle Pugh have it on Twitter! We can at least thank her for making “chunky low-lights” part of everyone’s everyday lexicon. A few days ago, while speaking to The Insider (via Entertainment Tonight) at the Babes for Boobs event (which I’m hoping involves people dressed up as sexy, big tittied versions of Babe the pig), Kelly was asked how her parents were doing and she said this:

“My mom and dad are together right now! I will never not be good with my dad. That does not mean that I think what he did wasn’t f**king stupid, but that’s between him and I. I’m a daddy’s girl. I love my dad.”

I’m glad that she and Sharon have seemingly at least moved past something that Ozzy most likely doesn’t remember happening. I would assume that from all the drugs, alcohol and bat blood, not to mention his age, he can barely remember what he ate a few hours ago, let alone a maybe affair from almost two months ago. Good for them. True love wins!

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Yesterday brought the sad news that Prince Be of P.M. Dawn passed away and today brings even more sad news, because Anton Yelchin has died in a weird, freak and awful accident. Damn you, 2016. Anton was only 27.

TMZ doesn’t have many details right now, but they details they do have are awful. They say that Anton was found early this morning pinned between his car and a brick mailbox that was attached to a security gate at his home in the San Fernando Valley. Police sources tell TMZ that his car’s engine was still running and was in neutral. The driveway was on a steep incline, but right now it’s not known why Anton got out of the car. He was found by a friend at around 1 in the morning after he didn’t show up to a rehearsal that happened hours before. His rep confirmed the news to AP.

Anton was best known for playing Chekov in the reboot of the Star Trek series. He was born in Russia and his parents were both figure skaters. His family moved to the US when he was a baby and he later got into child acting. As a kid, he was in ER, Along Came A Spider and Hearts In Atlantis. He was also in Alpha Dog, Charlie Bartlett and did the voice of Clumsy in the Smurf movies. 

Rest in peace, Chekhov.

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