Russell Brand Is Really Going To Be A Dad

May 15, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s only just beginning to warm up here on the East Coast and it’s kind of touch and go. People have been cooped up inside and are ready to bust out their daisy dukes and make some regrettable decisions and dance moves. What’s the number one activity during winter house months? Humping. I’m preparing myself for a lot of pregnancy announcements. And speaking of pregnancy announcements, Russell Brand may haven given his girlfriend a case of the babies. Whoopee.

According to the Daily Mail, the master of rat’s nest hair styles and fashion inspiration for every guy you automatically know lives in L.A., and his girlfriend, Laura Gallacher are going to be welcoming a baby into the world in about four months. Russell and Laura have a long history but are now trying to make it for real. They first started going out in 2006 and have been on/off ever since. A source close to them said:

They have been living as a couple for the last six months and are determined to make a go of their relationship. It feels like a new chapter in their lives and the couple are enjoying every moment, including discussing baby names. Russell is absolutely made up. Most of his closest friends have children and he was desperate to start a family.

Apparently, Russell has wanted the baby and family life for quite some time. Some are saying that one of the reasons he and the human version of a grocery store sticker vending machine, Katy Perry, split was because she thought she was too young to have a baby. Russell has a reputation as something of a huge man whore – his exes and one night stands include Kate Moss and Courtney Love – but even the hoiest ho gets to a point where they long for more than awkward small talk after parts have bumped. Let’s just hope the kid gets Laura’s hair and not Russell’s rat’s nest. There’s no need for anymore of this.

Pic: Wenn

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