Sienna Miller cuddled up to her Foxcatcher director, the very not-married Bennett Miller, at Wimbledon this past weekend. I’m telling myself that they’re just friends, because Bennett doesn’t have a wife and I refuse to believe that Sienna retired from The League of Extraordinary Homewreckers years ago – Lainey Gossip 

“Think of Burger King’s new Mac N’ Cheetos!!!” is what the director of this commercial screamed at Brit Brit Spears to get that hungry look in her eyes – Drunken Stepfather

But how can Miranda Kerr see anything with those sparkly gold dollar signs in her eyes? – Celebitchy

And here I was thinking that Stephen Dorff and Charlotte McKinney’s love was eternal, true, monogamous and unbreakable – The Superficial 

Ramona Singer may have been fired from her own hair extensions company for acting like Ramona Singer – Reality Tea 

John Barrowman had to cancel an appearance in Montreal after getting a threatening email – Towleroad

If Lin-Manuel Miranda sold his cut-off locks on eBay, he’d probably get $10,000, which would buy him half a ticket to his own show – Jezebel

You know, I’m kind of into Emma Roberts’ 70s curtains jumpsuit – Popoholic

What in goth raver go-go dancer HELL is Bella Thorne wearing and what in bohemian Jughead Jones HELL is her friend wearing? – The Nip Slip 

I have no damn clue who Sugar Beard is, but I do know that Sugar Beard is an extremely hot name – Hollywood Tuna

One of the Broke Girls is getting married to a Mad Man – SOW

Lamar Odom is homeless now – Starcasm

I’m seeing three shades of “Why did I agree to do this movie?” – Popsugar

It’s Monday, so take in Alex Pettyfer’s cum gutters and 4-lane happy trail – OMG Blog

Amy Schumer giving you “I just farted and I’m really happy about it” on Marie Claire – HuffPo 

Okay, but where oh where is Jackie Stallone in these pictures? – Just Jared

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Bradley Cooper’s beard sure does look prickly. The one on his face looks pretty scratchy too. I know, I know. It’s Monday, don’t strain yourself. I’ll GONG myself for that one.

Just a few days ago, Bradley Cooper and his piece of the moment Irina Shayk were acting all lovey and shit at Wimbledon, but when they went back for yesterday’s men’s finals, they may have given us a different story. During the match, the camera panned to the audience and caught Irina making the same face I made when I read that B. Coop cast Lady GaGa in A Star Is Born. It also looked like he threw her a smug look that said, “Really, you’re going to do this now? I should dock your pay for this shit.” If you haven’t already, watch it and get into it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YWF33r-e8

Part of me watches that and sees nothing. It looks like Irina is bored and picking the gooey sleepies out of her eye while B. Coop talks with the person sitting next to her. The other part me (aka the one who lives to make messy drama out of nothing) sees a fight!

For what it’s worth (read: not much), a “source” tells E! News that B. Coop and Irina were totally not fighting: “They were not fighting. Everything is fine”

And I bet that when Taylor Swift’s PR team watched that video, they all screamed “Motherfucking shit!” at the same time before crossing off “get into a fight at a high profile sporting event” from their list of “Ways To Set Up The Split.”

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In that picture, Tom Hiddleston isn’t internally screaming so hard that his eyeballs are about to pop out of their sockets. No. Tom Hiddleston is trying to contain his boiling-over happiness while picturing Taylor Swift and himself pushing their baby daughter, Primm Rose (PR for short), in an old-timey baby buggy in front of the paps.

Taylor is currently with Tom in Australia as he films Thor 3, and if you believe E! News, then she might be spending her days meticulously planning her pregnancy announcement with her PR team. (They’re deciding between changing the lyrics to her song “Shake It Off” to “Puke It Off” and re-releasing it as a baby announcement song, or hiding a ToTay baby Pokemon in Pokemon Go.) Even though Taylor and Tom signed their contract 3 minutes ago have been a thing for only 3 minutes, her squad has already pointed at them while singing, “Taylor and Tom sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!” I am 100% sure she made her squad do that.

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Last Wednesday, former Fox & Friends co-host Gretchen Carlson filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against Fox News chairman and humanoid slug Roger Ailes. Gretchen claimed, among other things, that she was fired after she refused to have sex with Roger. As it turns out, Gretchen isn’t the only one to accuse Roger of creep behavior. According to New York Magazine, six more women have come forward and accused Roger of working his gross old man game on them.

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Miley Cyrus has gotten so many stupid, tiny tattoos that her body looks like a brown paper bag book cover that was scribbled on by a stoned toddler, and it looks like she kept with that theme with the new tattooed work of art she got inked onto her skin.

Tattoo artiste Dr. Woo posted a picture on his Instagram page of the rebel Chipette showing off a small Vegemite tattoo on her arm. UsWeekly points out that Miley’s promised piece Liam Hemsworth once said in an interview that his favorite snack is Vegemite on toast. That makes sense since he’s Australian and EVERY Australian’s favorite snack food is one of these three things: Vegemite on toast, kangaroo balls on da bah-bee or a Bloomin’ Onion® from the authentic Aussie bistro Outback.

So because Liam’s favorite snack is Vegemite on toast, everyone thinks that Miley’s new tattoo is an homage to him.

If that tattoo is supposed to be a symbol of her love for Liam, I’m really disappointed in her. The Miley Cyrus we all know would get something really romantic and elegant, like a Vegemite tattoo on her pussy bone and it would be spelled “Vagemite.” I thought I knew you, Miley!

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Kristin Cavallari, the former reality TV person-turned-professional famous mom and noted anti-vaxxer, recently found herself on the shit end of some internet hate. For once it wasn’t because of something dumb that came out of her mouth.

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