BREAKING: Miley Cyrus Dyed Her Pit And Poon Fur

May 1, 2015 / Posted by:

In case you were wondering what the hillbilly chipmunk did for attention today, here’s your answer whether you like it or not.

Seen above looking like an extra stoned¬†Macauley Culkin in drag as a 90s era Ani Di Franco at a candy rave, ¬†Miley Cyrus took a quick break from turning her body into a living museum for tragic tattoos and spent a piece of her Friday slathering pink dye all over her armpit hair and crotch bush. I barely see any pit hair. That shit looks like a rug burn or a rash. She should’ve added some pink pit weave pieces to really make it luscious.

I’m much more old-fashioned and a little more retro than Miley. I prefer to braid my pit hair and decorate it with gold micro beads. And I prefer to part my pubes in the middle like it’s the hair on the head of an old-timey gentleman.

Miley posted a picture of the finished look on Instagram and I put the full picture after the cut, because I have no idea if a peek of pink pussy hair is NSFW or not.

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And now that I’ve stared at Miley’s cotton candy coochie for a good 15 seconds, I’m going to need to dunk my head into a bowl of something mind-numbing. Happy Friday!

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