Night Crumbs
Johnny Depp is selling his Downtown L.A. penthouse for $12.7 million, and it’s the perfect place for anyone who has tons of money and really wants to open a daycare specifically for steampunk toddlers who love LSD – Lainey Gossip
I see that NeNe Leakes’ old mentor Donald Trump never taught her how to get out of paying taxes the “smart” way – Reality Tea
Anti-porn crusader Pamela Anderson got naked in a movie – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
Another day, another actress type who suffers from ForgotToWearASlip syndrome – Drunken Stepfather
Warner Bros. didn’t get the memo that almost no one said, “I wish it was longer!“, after watching Suicide Squad – The Superficial
Frances Bean Cobain’s ex claims she’s a rich hoarder – Celebitchy
This is nice of IKEA and everything, but let’s be real, that couple would’ve broken up while trying to put together that cabinet – Towleroad
No Canadian brawl in a McDonald’s is complete until a baby raccoon makes a cameo appearance – OMG Blog
Some of Kristen Chenoweth’s fans quit being her fan because she supports the LGBTQ community – Boy Culture
Kristen Stewart’s hair is very “raggedy Chrissy Crocker” here – Popoholic
And I’m sure the Kartrashians have nearly everything on this list – Hollywood Tuna
Um, Drake is missing out on a really good opportunity to perform as Wheelchair Jimmy – Just Jared
The time Mrs. Rojo Caliente was on To Tell The Truth – SOW
What in new money Golden Girls HELL is Beyonce wearing? – Popsugar
Ben Affleck’s Batman movie is called The Batman, and I can only imagine how many hundreds of hours his brain spent trying to come up with that very original title – IDLYITW