Category: Judge Judy
Judge Judy Says Her Former Neighbor Justin Bieber Is “Scared To Death” Of Her
Remember Justin Bieber’s no-goodnik days? Between 2012 and 2014, the now 28-year-old was accused of reckless driving, charged with vandalism for egging a neighbor’s house, arrested for a DUI in Miami, charged with assault and dangerous driving in Canada, and was caught on film saying a bunch of racist shit. After Justin’s 2014 drunk driving arrest, his then-neighbor, stinking rich hard-ass Judge Judy, publicly shit-talked him, telling CBS Los Angeles that a teenage Biebs was doing “a very good job of making a fool out of himself.” Nearly a decade later, 80-year-old Judy tells Access Hollywood that, after that, the Biebs was “scared to death” of her. OK, so he did have some sense!
Judge Judy Will Finally Be Honored With A Lifetime Achievement Emmy
Judge Judy Sheindlin has been living her best life for quite some time. Being the highest paid television host is a great gig and who could complain about making millions of dollars for yelling at idiots? I would do that for free! One thing has seemed to be missing: a true act of recognition for the meanest white woman in a Laura Bush hair cut who you also want to be friends with. But Judith will be ignored no longer! As it is being reported that Judge Judy will receive a Lifetime Achievement Award a this year’s Daytime Emmys.
Forbes Has Named Judge Judy The Highest-Paid TV Host
Daytime TV may be where ambulance chasers thrive and brains go to die, but all that brain rot is keeping one high priestess of the courtroom at the top of Uncle Sam’s collection fund. RuPaul’s favorite Judge Judy Sheindlin has made a career for herself barking orders at idiots who need to go on TV to settle disputes over stupid shit like last month’s cable bill (yes, I would totally go on it if my roommate so much as stiffed me for a coffee). The screaming has paid off because Judge Judy is the top-earning TV personality by a huuuuuuge margin. Oprah, who?
Judge Judy’s $45 Million Salary Has Been Found Within Reason
Longtime telelegal fishwife Judge Judy’s annual salary has been judged appropriate by the Los Angeles Superior Court, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Judy Sheindlin’s (Her legal name isn’t “Judge Judy?“) $47 million-per-year salary might make her the highest paid person in television, but a recent claim brought against CBS over her salary has been dismissed. That’s a lot of cash for interrupting people and shrieking at them about their life choices. My immediate family doesn’t make half that much and they’re way harsher than her.
Open Post: Hosted By Judge Judy And The Case Of Good Boy Baby Boy
Everybody knows that dogs are shady as fuck. My dog Professor Owen (RIP) used to pull some real cold-blooded shit on me. He had selective hearing and would ghost me at the dog park all the time. He humped legs, even worse, he once humped a young boy who was on his hands and knees playing. He stole a hot dog from a child’s hand and horked it down in seconds. He somehow managed to get up on the dining room table and eat an entire pecan pie which I was planning on eating as my post Thanksgiving breakfast pie. He’d eat cat shit and then lick your face. Once he disappeared and I found him on my neighbors ROOF looking for a damn squirrel. He was a real asshole and I loved him to bits.
Judge Judy Is The Highest-Paid Person On Television
According to Variety’s list of highest-paid TV stars of 2016, the television star with the most dollars stuffed into their pockets is the honorable Judge Judith Sheindlin. Sometimes Hollywood gets things right, and in this case, it’s rewarding the brightest most-dazzling star on television with the biggest pile of money.