Mel Gibson Is “Too Old” To Be Nervous About His Latest Child
“So I guess that means I’m the only one nervous about this?” said the baby growing inside Mel Gibson’s girlfriend’s body. Yes baby, it looks like you’re the only one.
Justin Timberlake’s Voting Selfie May Have Earned Him A Trip To The Clink (UPDATE)
Since I am both a responsible citizen of this land and really lazy, I already voted by mail last week. No thanks to straining my legs while standing in a long line as morons throw judgmental looks at my “I’m Voting For Angelyne 4 Prez” t-shirt. But some people, like Justin Timberlake, still go to polling places and since we’re living in the era of “Look At Me Doing Things” he posted a selfie of himself voting. The only problem with JT’s selfie is that he may have broken the law. “Imprison the loser and charge Crooked Hillary with accessory ” growled out Donald Trump after finding out that JT most likely voted for Hillary Clinton.
Kim Kardashian Has Dropped Her Lawsuit Against MediaTakeOut
Because the motto on the Kardashian family krest is Sic Semper Attention, there were naturally some people who were a little skeptical about Kim Kardashian’s Paris robbery story earlier this month. MediaTakeOut.com was the loudest voice in questioning Kim’s version of what happened inside her Paris apartment and they suggested that she staged the whole thing and filed a false insurance claim. Kim responded by telling them to remove their slanderous stories, and when they didn’t, she filed a libel lawsuit again them. That worked for Kim, because her fight with MTO is over.
Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx May Not Be Secret Lovahs Anymore
It’s been a little over three years since it was first rumored that Katie Holmes was exfoliating the Scientology-caught crazy off of her face by motorboating Jamie Foxx’s succulent calzone man tits. Since then, they’ve been photographed holding hands, the tabloids said that they got married a million times, it was rumored that Jamie filled Katie’s womb with a Foxx fetus and Claudia Jordan scratched her thirst spot by saying they were really happy together as a couple. That Scientology fighter drone that flew over Claudia Jordan’s house and pointed a space saber at her must’ve let her know to keep her lips shut, because she later took it all back. Jamie Foxx also repeatedly denied that he and Katie were a thing. And now it looks like we may never hear the sound of Tom Cruise’s anal glands exploding out of anger after a wedding picture of Katie, Jamie and flower girl Suri Cruise comes out. Because Radar says that both Katie and Jamie are currently singing, “Secret looooooooooooovers, that’s what we’re NOT.”
Katy Perry, John Mayer, And Taylor Swift Made Things Weird At Drake’s Birthday Party
On Sunday night, Drake celebrated his 30th birthday at a club in Los Angeles and he invited a bunch of his famous friends. Drake blew out the candles on his Raptor cake with people like French Montana, Jamie Foxx, John Mayer, Taylor Swift, Karlie Kloss, the Haim sisters and Katy Perry. Clearly Drake was nostalgic for the years he spent on Degrassi, because Page Six says John, Katy, and Taylor brought some high school drama with them.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For October 24th!
……where will you be when Diarrhea strikes? – 38chrysler
Upvote winner:
ménage à don’t – Gumshoe G-ball
Note about the CAPTION THIS Contest: All the way back in the ancient times of Dlisted (2005), one of the original commenters, shoes, suggested that I do a caption contest and I did! Ever since then, the CAPTION THIS Contest has happened almost every single weekday and has gotten BILLIONS (at least) of great captions. But as anyone who regularly follows CT knows, I have run out of pictures and the internet doesn’t produce them fast enough, dammit. So because of this, CT will no longer be an every day thing. I may post one weekly or bi-weekly, and maybe, one of them will even have a prize. That dusty cackle you hear is from Dlisted’s checking account.
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