Hot Slut Of The Day!
Carter Lochte, Ryan Lochte’s dog whose either an ageless wonder, a magical time traveler, a lying bitch or a pooch with a dumbass for an owner!
Carter Lochte’s birthday was on Saturday and the pooch’s human did what he’s done for the past three years: he wished his Doberman dog friend a happy 8th birthday on Twitter! October 23, 2016 wasn’t only the anniversary of Carter Lochte’s born day, it was also the 3rd anniversary of Ryan Lochte showing his followers that he no good at math. Ryan tweeted a happy 8th birthday to Carter on Saturday, and as Twitter user @wholegrainne noticed, he did that last year and the year before. Either Carter is the Catherine Zeta-Jones of dogs and has stayed the same age for years, or the chlorine water-clogged 1-bit memory chip in Ryan’s brain got its facts screwed up AGAIN.
Birthday Sluts
Samantha Bee (47)
Rylan Clark (28)
Ciara (31)
Katy Perry (32)
Josh Henderson (35)
Mehcad Brooks (36)
Mariana Klaveno (37)
Bat for Lashes (37)
Rosa Mendes (37)
Persia White (44)
Craig Robinson (45)
Adam Goldberg (46)
Adam Pascal (46)
Chely Wright (46)
Nika Futterman (47)
Mathieu Amalric (51)
Michael Boatman (52)
Tracy Nelson (53)
David Furnish (54)
Chad Smith (55)
Nancy Cartwright (59)
Helen Reddy (75)
Marion Ross (88)
Barbara Cook (89)
Pic: Bust
Night Crumbs
Mimi threw an early Halloween party over the weekend and she dressed up like some kind of slutty angel devil dominatrix. Mimi must have made plans to go to mass afterward, because for her, this is practically a church ensemble. I mean, most of Mimi’s body is covered up and there’s no VPL (visible punane lines). And I do love Mimi’s homage to Naomi Smalls’ cliffhangers – Lainey Gossip
ScarJo’s gourmet popcorn shop in Paris had its soft opening and that’s great for the popcorn-starved people of Paris, but my question is, why does she still have Kate Gosselin circa 2009 hair? – Celebitchy
It’s 2016 and photographers are still taking Rebecca Black’s picture – Drunken Stepfather
I guess that tall drink of douche from Vanderpump Rules and his piece really want to break up, because they are apparently going to star in a spin-off reality show together – Reality Tea
In that GIF of James Franco demonstrating how his co-star stuffed a speedo, it looks like he’s vigorously lubing up an asshole before fisting it – Towleroad
Maxim celebrated Slutoween early by throwing a party full of sparkling A-list stars, and I’m guessing that Tara Reid came dressed as a walking PSA about the dangers of back alley lipo (and other things) – The Superficial
No. – OMG Blog
YES! – WWTDD
I didn’t think it was possible, but Time Warner’s customer service may actually get shittier – Pajiba
Miley Cyrus looks like she’s trying to toss her own salad and is close to succeeding at it. I really need to do more yoga… – Popoholic
Okay, but what does Hillary Clinton think about Miley Cyrus murdering a Fraggle and wearing that poor creature on her head? – IDLYITW
Victoria Justice wore a wig bra in KODE magazine – Hollywood Tuna
Good luck with that, ex-Mrs. Subway Jared – Jezebel
When I grow up, I want to be a stoned Goldie Hawn laughing with Kurt Russell in a parking lot while holding orange juice in a jar – Popsugar
Orlando Bloom saved a down-and-out stray dog in China – HuffPo
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Suge Knight Is Suing Dr. Dre For Allegedly Trying To Have Him Killed
Well, when you’re locked up on murder charges and have gotten bored from re-enacting scenes from The Exorcist with your haunted toilet, one way to pass the time is to go down to the jailhouse library and read Frivolous Ass Lawsuits For Dummies. Suge Knight has already sued Chris Brown and the club 1 Oak for not providing enough security at the 2014 VMAs party where his ass was shot up seven times. TMZ says that shooting has brought out another lawsuit from Suge. Suge has thrown a lawsuit at Dr. Dre for allegedly putting a hit on him.
Drake Might Have Come For Kid Cudi’s Mental Health In A Song
It didn’t take long after Kid Cudi accused Drake and Kanye West of using ghostwriters for both of them to angrily slap back. Both Kanye and Drake addressed Kid Cudi’s accusations while performing during concerts on their respective tours. About a week later, Kanye took back what he said and extended an olive branch to his “brother” Kid Cudi. Drake, on the other hand, clearly had more to say. And in a pretty un-Canadian move, it sounds like Drake did it by taking a subtle jab at Kid Cudi’s mental health situation.
Open Post: Hosted By A Talented Bitch Who Easily Upstaged Two Oscar Winners
On the left is Cate Blanchett who hasn’t yet let it sink in that a hot new talent has arrived on the scene and soon her career will be over. On the right is Sandra Bullock who has let it sink in that a hot new talent has arrived on the scene and soon her career will be over.
The all-lady Ocean’s spin-off movie titled Ocean’s Eight has started filming in NYC, and today, Cate and Sandra were getting ready to shoot a scene when an attention whore in a ball cap and red chaps rolled on by. If the director knows what’s good, he would’ve immediately cast that pooch in a cameo as Brad Pitt’s character. That pooch probably works for cheaper and it definitely has more charisma and less fleas than Brad.
And yes, Benji’s attention-loving, only child cousin stole the scene from Cate and Sandra, but in their defense, that pooch could steal the scene from absolutely anything and anyone. If a naked Prince Hot Ginge was balancing a Double-Double on his peen and that pooch rolled on by, I’d stop for at least half-a-second to awww at it before going back to PHG.
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