Mel Gibson Is “Too Old” To Be Nervous About His Latest Child

October 25, 2016 / Posted by:

So I guess that means I’m the only one nervous about this?” said the baby growing inside Mel Gibson’s girlfriend’s body. Yes baby, it looks like you’re the only one.

60-year-old Mel Gibson is currently expecting a child with his 26-year-old girlfriend Rosalind Ross. This will be Mel’s 9th kid, the oldest of which is 36. Having a 9th kid in your 60s sounds like the kind of thing that would make a normal person want to lie down and take an extra-long afternoon nap. But apparently you’ll never hear Mel Gibson admit that he’s too old for this shit. While promoting his latest film Hacksaw Ridge, Mel admitted to Extra that the only thing he’s too old for is being nervous about having another kid in his life.

“What’s one more? I’m just there to catch. I’m too old to get nervous. I think my adrenals are worn out so I don’t even react anymore.”

I wonder how Mel discovered that his 60-year-old adrenals were entering their lanai-and-cheesecake years? I’m sure it was a very strange moment for Mel. He was probably getting ready for another day of looking like a police sketch of a drifter and screaming at nothing in particular when he realized he just couldn’t summon the rage needed to be Mel Gibson. On the up side, a set of calmed-down adrenals might mean there’s a chance that Mel’s inevitable split from his latest baby mama won’t get as messy and violent as his last one. “Oh, don’t you worry, I’ll find a way” winked Mel Gibson.

Here’s Mel Gibson and Rosalind Ross Dress For Less at the Hollywood premiere of Hacksaw Ridge yesterday. Also there was Sugar Tits Jenner (Mel’s words most likely), who probably bonded with Mel over having tons of fucking kids.

Pics: Splash,

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: Don't be racist or bigoted, or go way off topic when not in an Open Post. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >