Hot on the hells (typo and it stays) of Lindsay Lohan and Pepsi trying to make Milk Pepsi happen (very fetch), Hellmann’s have come up with their own holiday abomination. If you thought your eggnog was missing that special something, grab some room-temperature mayonnaise and throw a glob of it into your nog! If this is what bringing out the best means to Hellmann’s, I might have to switch condiment providers.

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No longer pressured to perform every night for 365 days (366 for leap years), Britney Spears has begun her new life as a serial Instagram poster. She’s been posting non-stop, and when she’s not twirling for the iPhone, she’s feuding with anyone who has ever crossed her. Her mom, her dad, Christina Aguilera, and her dancers, everybody! If you ever served Britney a warm frap at Starbucks, watch out. She might come for you with the fury of a thousand angry emojis! Another person who has continually been on the receiving end of Britney’s wrath has been her sister Jamie Lynn Spears. She’s not had only negative things to say about Ms. Zoey 101. That is until yesterday when Britney posted a loving Instagram tribute to her sister. Britney stans, crack out the magnifying glasses because this is a bona fide mystery!

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Before last night’s GQ Men of the Year Awards in Berlin, Eddie Redmayne’s stylist must have asked, “What would Timothee Chalamet wear?” because he showed up in a sheer turtleneck covered in what looks like bedazzled sores. Everybody should embrace the sparkle, but on Eddie, that ill-fitting top looks like something a memaw would wear if she’s got a senior figure skating competition to compete in at 3 pm and a grandchild’s formal wedding to attend at 4 pm. Actually, since I put it that way, this IS the look – Tom + Lorenzo

It seems like it was just yesterday when Jennifer Garner was carrying around a baby Violet Affleck on the Brentwood Country Mart pap stroll, and now Violet’s grown up and wearing a fancy dress to a White House state dinner with her mom. In related news, my first copy of AARP: The Magazine just arrived in the mail. And a pregnant Chrissy Teigen was also at the state dinner looking like she really didn’t want to get out of bed, but she and John Legend aren’t ones to miss an event, so she brought the bed with her!- Lainey Gossip

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People reports that Lake Bell (not to be confused with Sea Chime or Ocean Gong) has written and directed a short film/commercial to promote Cann cannabis drinks. The campaign debuted at the company’s premiere party on Wednesday, and Lake took part in a panel about normalizing weed. During the chat, Lake claimed that she “can’t get through the holidays without” marijuana and says that she’s “a better parent” when she’s stoned. CoCo just breathed a big-bootied sigh of relief. Today, the mommy shamers have a new target.

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Everyone knows the sandwiches at Subway are absolutely subpar. They’re basically lettuce mountains with extra bread, a little bit of meat and a whisper of cheese. Yummy! However, their cookies are the best thing on the menu, which is ironic since they’re probably one of the unhealthiest things they have to offer(which is why they’re so delicious). And now Subway wants to fully capitalize on the fact their cookies are the real star by offering a whole footlong of sweetness with a new line of 12-inch cookies.

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