Lizzo Once Again Responds To Claims That She Makes “White Music”
Whenever I hear a Lizzo song, I tend to shut down because if not, I’ll get the urge to start flailing my arms and legs in an unrhythmic cadence like Chandler Bing (I can’t dance), and if you don’t get that last reference, then you may also be under the impression Lizzo exclusively makes music for white people. I think Lizzo’s music is for anyone with good taste. Yet people have been criticizing her music as needing a little splash of seasoning because, apparently, it’s whitewashed. Well, this has come up before, and she previously said that the criticisms bothered her until she got off the internet and heard from Black women in the real world who have been touched by her music. Lizzo talked about it once again during an interview on SiriusXM’s The Howard Stern Show and says this will be the last time she talks about it, okay!
The (Most Recent) “Shake It Off” Copyright Lawsuit Against Taylor Swift Has Been Dismissed
Future Academy Award-winning director Taylor Swift may have the world eating out of her hands at the moment, but let’s never forget that she’s been walking around with a legal dingleberry hanging off her ass for the past five years (seven if you count the previously dismissed case over this song). Thankfully, just in time for her very first Oscar campaign, Taylor was finally able to shake it off, so to speak, after her legal team got in there with a pair of sharp scissors and cut the sucker out of her ass fur. Apparently, that was the only way to lick it. Back in 2017, Sean Hall and Nathan Butler, the songwriters behind Players Gon’ Play, a song they wrote in 2001 and was recorded in 2013 by the R&B group 3LW, filed suit against Taylor, claiming she STOLE the lyrics “players gonna play, And the haters gonna hate,” as well as “and the fakers gonna fake,” and used them in her song Shake It Off off her smash hit 2013 album 1989.
T.J. Holmes And Amy Robach Will Stay Off Of “Good Morning America” Until ABC News Completes Its Internal Investigation Into The Affair
Amy Robach and her GMA3 co-anchor/partner in cheating, T.J. Holmes, were taken off the air shortly after the news of their workplace tryst went public. ABC News also launched an internal investigation as T.J.’s past alleged affairs with other co-workers came out. Now, TMZ says that it’s been announced in an email that the anchors won’t be back until the investigation is completed. A mistake–give the people mess! What if one of them gets fired, and we don’t have an on-air post-affair reunion?! White Lotus is over; we need something juicy,
Things Between Pete Davidson And Emily Ratajkowski Might Be “Getting More Serious”
Last month, we learned that Pete Davidson thinks Emily Ratajkowski is “the girl of his dreams” and wants to introduce her to his mom, Amy Davidson; but let’s just continue to sigh and file our nails despondently. Because let’s face it: Pete runs through famous women quickly, and with the number of them he’s already introduced to Amy, she could probably unseat Kevin Bacon as the new barometer of six degrees. And even though when I think of Pete, two adjectives that pop into my brain are “feeble-looking” and “goofy,” People says that he and Emily are “going strong” and “getting more serious.”
Danica McKellar Defends Candace Cameron Bure’s ‘Traditional Marriage’ Comments
When wide-eyed conservative Christian crackpot Candace Cameron Bure made it clear that her new network, Great American Family, won’t feature LGBTQ couples in holiday movies and instead focus on “traditional marriage,” most people weren’t surprised because Candy doesn’t do diversity. And in the aftermath, many people ran far away from her outdated beliefs because they don’t want to be around when lighting strikes her for being a bad Christian. But luckily, Candy has at least one supporter in the form of Danica McKellar, who must be trying to get on Candy’s good side so she can keep acting in GAF’s horribly crafted attempts at cinema.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Rachael Schmitt, the new Guinness World Record holder for pulling up the most pairs of chonies in 30 seconds!
When Rachael Schmitt moved from her homeland of America to Ireland earlier this year, she thought to herself, “Hmmm, I know, I’ll commemorate my move to Ireland by trying to beat the Guinness World Record for putting on the most pair of knickers in just 30 seconds.” As one fucking does! Rachael took on the panty pull-up challenge and managed to beat the Guinness World Record by putting on 19 pairs of underwear in half a minute. Okay, this is a Guinness World Record that, in my deluded mind, I think I can beat. But I’m not even going to try it because I don’t want to spend my afternoon in the ER after breaking my leg from falling while trying to bust out a Pull-Ups commercial on meth. My deductible is way too high for that.