Night Crumbs

Today in When Being Fashionably Late Goes Wrong: Lourdes Leon showed up to last night’s Marc Jacobs show a few minutes late. And when she tried to get in, she heard the word that Madonna screams whenever her social media intern suggests that they should post a pic without filters, “DEE-NIED!” Security wouldn’t let Lourdes in, and in her defense, she didn’t let out the nepo baby battle cry of, “Do you know who I am?!” But the paps did and chanted at the security guard to let her in before Lourdes gave up and left. But well, compared to her mom, Lourdes was extra, extra early, because if Madge was invited to last night’s show, she’d arrive for it tomorrow – Insider
Welcome to another round of Harpo, Who Dis Woman? Is it Shania Twain, Jenna Dewan in lazy Donatella Versace drag, or Erika Jayne on Ozempic? – Lainey Gossip
While seeing all the attention that Pamela Anderson’s memoir and documentary is getting, Tommy Lee’s latest wife, Brittany Furlan, thought to herself, “How can I make this all about ME?” – InTouch Weekly
Steven Tyler has been formally named in a lawsuit against him from a woman who says that he groomed her, sexually assaulted her, and coerced her into getting an abortion when she was a minor in the 70s – Entertainment Weekly
As many expected, the messy fight between Priscilla Presley and Lisa Marie Presley’s estate has gotten messier. A former lawsuit has shown that Priscilla was getting $900,000 a year from Elvis Enterprises even though she had no stake in the company – Celebitchy
The Roz-and-Bull-less Night Court revival got a second season – Pajiba
Vanessa Hudgens is engaged to pro sportsball player Cole Tucker, and suddenly, I have visions of her guests throwing Molly at her instead of rice because she’s so getting married at Coachella – People
Meanwhile, on a street in Paris, Noah Cyrus served ribbed butt plug ridiculousness – SOW