Open Post: Hosted By Honey The Cat’s Expensive $5400 Wardrobe
Some people are very proud of their wardrobes filled with the latest fashions and fads (don’t look at mine. It’s about as old and holey as the Vatican). I mean, there are whole TikTok and Instagram genres dedicated to showing off fast fashion hauls, and retro thrifting buys. But all those people pale in comparison to the fabulous Honey. While you sit there eating chips directly from the bag in your knockoff Zara pajamas, this cat’s wardrobe is filled with Louis Vuitton bags and Chanel accessories! We’ve all been out-fashioned by a cat.
Shania Twain Talks About Her Ex-Husband Mutt Lange And The Cheating Scandal
Arguably, country songstress Shania Twain is best known for carefully explaining to us what the best thing is about being a woman (CliffsNotes: it’s the prerogative to have a little fun) and being Canadian. But another thing you may know about Shania is that got done dirty by both her ex-husband Mutt Lange and ex-best friend back in 2008. Yeah, despite having co-written and sung the song that was used in every wedding dance from 1998-2003, she and Mutt did not, in fact, make it. Shania has since married and moved on, but people still wonder if the two cheating lovebirds are still together, still going strong? Shania went on Dax Shepard’s podcast Armchair Expert to answer the question and tell everyone she’s got a better husband!
Tom Sizemore Has Died At 61
On February 18, Tom Sizemore suffered a brain aneurysm and was hospitalized in the ICU at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, CA. And a few days ago, Tom’s rep said that his family was told he would not pull through. Last night, Tom’s manager Charles Lago announced that he has died. Tom’s brother, Paul Sizemore, and Tom’s 17-year-old twin sons, Jagger and Jayden, were by his side at the time of his death. Tom’s manager gave this statement to People:
“It is with great sadness and sorrow I have to announce that actor Thomas Edward Sizemore aged 61 passed away peacefully in his sleep today at St Joseph’s Hospital Burbank.”
Charlie added that Tom, who had been in a dark, bad place for a while, was doing better the past couple of years and “getting his life back to a great place.” Tom was 61.
Birthday Sluts
Brooklyn Beckham (24)
Andrea Bowen (33)
Draymond Green (33)
Erin Heatherton (34)
Josh Bowman (35)
Margo Harshman (37)
Scott Michael Foster (38)
Whitney Port (38)
K Michelle (39)
Drew Houston (40)
Landon Donovan (41)
Len Wiseman (50)
Brittney Powell (51)
Ivy Queen (51)
Chaz Bono (54)
Pic: Warner Bros. Pictures
Evan Dando (56)
Sam Taylor-Johnson (56)
Elise Neal (57)
Paul W.S. Anderson (58)
Jason Newsted (60)
Steven Weber (62)
Patricia Heaton (65)
Mykelti Williamson (66)
Emilio Estefan Jr. (70)
Ronn Moss (71)
James Ellroy (75)
Paula Prentiss (85)
Bobbi Kristina Brown (1993-2015)
Bobby Womack (1944-2014)
Night Crumbs
When Catherine Zeta-Jones was on The Graham Norton Show in 2016, she said that when she plays golf with a man, including her husband Michael Douglas, she makes him take “his pants off“ if he misses a shot. Well, those horny hos at The Guardian must have really wanted to fill their heads with images of Michael Douglas busting out a different kind of birdie on a golf course because they asked him about that shit. Michael said that whenever he and CZJ are playing golf alone, he has “to whip it out if I don’t hit it past the ladies’ tees, which I manage most of the time.” But sometimes, he misses the shot and gives CZJ a “little show” by flashing his pepaw dick at her. CZJ and Michael Douglas’ romantic life (yes, this golf course act is the epitome of romance) sounds dangerous. First, he tells us that he got throat cancer from eating coochie (which he later clarified). And now this. This is dangerous because someone could mistake Michael’s dick for a strange-looking golf tee and use it to tee off! – Us Weekly
A few years ago, Kim Kardashian and Leonardo DiCaprio were questioned by the FBI over lavish gifts they received from Jho Low, Malaysian businessman turned fugitive who is accused of stealing billions. Leo was gifted with a Basquiat, and Kim told the feds that in the early 2010s, Jho Low gave her a trash bag full of $250,000 in cash after he won big while gambling at a Las Vegas casino. Kim claims she took the cash with her back to L.A. on a Southwest flight. Okay, honestly, I find it hard to believe that Kim carried trash bag luggage onto a Southwest flight, and we never heard about it. Please, we would’ve known because everyone on that flight would have immediately gotten off the plane en masse while saying, “Ugh, Southwest has really gone downhill,” after spotting a Kartrashian on their flight – Jezebel
Prince William Reportedly Backed King Charles’ Decision To Evict Prince Harry and Meghan Markle From Frogmore
The decision to kick Harry Windsor and Meghan Markle out of their former UK home base, Frogmore Cottage, and move Prince Andrew in, wasn’t just King Charles’ call, apparently. The Daily Beast’s sources claim that the decision was made “in partnership” with the next king Prince William. Well, Will needs some pepper with that salt because it sounds like he’s getting back at his brother for hanging him out to dry in Harry’s book Spare, the royal embodiment of Regina George’s “Burn Book.”
