Night Crumbs

March 3, 2023 / Posted by:

When Catherine Zeta-Jones was on The Graham Norton Show in 2016, she said that when she plays golf with a man, including her husband Michael Douglas, she makes him take “his pants off if he misses a shot. Well, those horny hos at The Guardian must have really wanted to fill their heads with images of Michael Douglas busting out a different kind of birdie on a golf course because they asked him about that shit. Michael said that whenever he and CZJ are playing golf alone, he has “to whip it out if I don’t hit it past the ladies’ tees, which I manage most of the time.” But sometimes, he misses the shot and gives CZJ a “little show” by flashing his pepaw dick at her. CZJ and Michael Douglas’ romantic life (yes, this golf course act is the epitome of romance) sounds dangerous. First, he tells us that he got throat cancer from eating coochie (which he later clarified). And now this. This is dangerous because someone could mistake Michael’s dick for a strange-looking golf tee and use it to tee off! – Us Weekly

A few years ago, Kim Kardashian and Leonardo DiCaprio were questioned by the FBI over lavish gifts they received from Jho Low, Malaysian businessman turned fugitive who is accused of stealing billions. Leo was gifted with a Basquiat, and Kim told the feds that in the early 2010s, Jho Low gave her a trash bag full of $250,000 in cash after he won big while gambling at a Las Vegas casino. Kim claims she took the cash with her back to L.A. on a Southwest flight. Okay, honestly, I find it hard to believe that Kim carried trash bag luggage onto a Southwest flight, and we never heard about it. Please, we would’ve known because everyone on that flight would have immediately gotten off the plane en masse while saying, “Ugh, Southwest has really gone downhill,” after spotting a Kartrashian on their flight – Jezebel

As everyone (not really) screams, “But tell us about your ex Bill Hader’s alleged Haderconda, Ali Wong instead talked about her ex-husband who is going on tour with her and their daughters – Celebitchy

Lil Nas X became Big Nas X when he posted his latest thirst trap – Out Magazine

Steven Spielberg and legendary composer John Williams have worked together for half a century on 29 films and claim they have never had an argument. Well then, it’s a good thing that John Williams has never scored a Netflix movie, or he would’ve felt the wrath of former Netflix hater Spielberg – Pajiba

It’s the end of a FlexPay era because HSN’s longtime peddler, Shannon Smith, has left the network after 27 years, and she’s not alone in heading for the exit door – E! News

Somebody bark for McGruff the Crime Dog STAT, because tragically, three dogs in Heidi Klum and her husband Tom Kaulitz’s household have died within weeks of each other, and they’re afraid that some dead-hearted soul is poisoning their pooches – People

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