Category: Expensive
Open Post: Hosted By Honey The Cat’s Expensive $5400 Wardrobe
Some people are very proud of their wardrobes filled with the latest fashions and fads (don’t look at mine. It’s about as old and holey as the Vatican). I mean, there are whole TikTok and Instagram genres dedicated to showing off fast fashion hauls, and retro thrifting buys. But all those people pale in comparison to the fabulous Honey. While you sit there eating chips directly from the bag in your knockoff Zara pajamas, this cat’s wardrobe is filled with Louis Vuitton bags and Chanel accessories! We’ve all been out-fashioned by a cat.
Open Post: Hosted By Demi Lovato’s Expensive Ass Engagement Ring
Earlier this week, Demi Lovato got engaged to actor/singer/pretty boy LA-type Max Ehrich after just five months of dating (but keep in mind it was quarantine months, which, when converted into regular time, is roughly two years). Max presented Demi with a ginormous diamond engagement ring that gives those peasants JLo and A-Rod a run for their money.
Now TMZ is reporting that the ring is worth anywhere from $2.5 to $5 million, all because it’s a “special cut” from super fancy celebrity jeweler Peter Marco. Ooo, ahhhh, a Marco original! TMZ’s sources say the rock weighs somewhere between 10-20 carats, and is “an emerald cut that was handset in platinum, and flanked on all sides by smaller (only relatively) trapezoid-shaped diamonds designs.” What’s a trapezoid again? Is it like a rhombus? Fuck my inferior sixth-grade geometry education.
Cardi B Defends Offset For Buying Their 2-Year-Old Daughter A Birkin Bag
Cardi B and Offset’s daughter, Kulture, just turned two. And since a celebrity second birthday is the new My Super Sweet Sixteen, Offset presented his little princess with a $20,000 pink Birkin bag. Hey, at least he didn’t traumatize her with a gigantic inflatable bouncy slide of her slack-jawed face (a la Kylie Jenner and poor Stormi).
Offset posted a video of Kulture, dressed as a bunny rabbit/fairy/ballerina hybrid, receiving her present. When Daddy Offset reveals the bag, she cries, “Pink!”, goes dead-eyed, and plops it back in the box. Then the clip ends. You know she was expecting an actual toy and not some useless shit her parents are using to show how rich they are. But at least she didn’t throw a tantrum. That’s a toddler-win in my books.
Drake Continues His Spending Spree With A New Car Valued At $1.4 Million
I don’t know if Drake has secret cancer or what but he’s been blowing through little Adonis’ inheritance at an alarming rate these past few months. He recently bought himself a $400,000 iPhone case for Valentine’s Day which he has probably already dropped in the toilet a few times. And now he’s just dropped $1.4 million on a car which he bought with the help of his “Bespoker”. I hear you, what the actual fuck is a Bespoker? If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
Jesse Williams’ Ex-Wife Needs More Money
Three months have past since we’ve had to think about Jesse Williams and Aryn Drake-Lee. I hope you enjoyed your time off. I know I did. I took a trip to Mexico, finally went to see Black Panther, started eating fewer carbs, and then went back to eating carbs. During that whole time I didn’t think about Jesse Williams once! Vacations over, folks. According to TMZ, Aryn needs more money for the kids.