Sydney, the bouncing cockatoo!

While Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s Wet Ass Pussy video may be the video of the moment, but meanwhile, hot moves were also thrown down on the internet by Sydney the DAC (dry ass cockatoo). Last night before I went to bed, I prayed to bounce on a cock or two, and well a bouncing cockatoo is not what I had in mind, but I’ll take it and pay tribute to his perfect bouncing skills!

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St. Angie Jolie worked an X mask from Virgil Abloh’s Off-White brand, and you might think she got it for the pandemic, but I’m pretty sure that the judge in her custody fight against Brad Pitt gave one to her and Brad so that they can stop blabbing shit about each other to the tabloids – Lainey Gossip

Why couldn’t it have been Keeping Up with the Kartrashians instead!?! – Jezebel

What a magical place…until my drunk ass falls in the water – OMG Blog

Wait, I thought I was going to see a video of a topless Jason Momoa singlehandedly restoring Lisa Bonet’s Mustang and then polishing it up with his chichis, but yet he only took it to get restored by the pros? Snatch away his Husband of the Year Award now! – Celebitchy

Olivia Culpo is giving you a look that screams, “Don’t even try it, Aunt Flo!” – Popoholic

Kate Beckinsale won this one – Pajiba

High Fidelity the TV show is not getting a second season – Just Jared

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Over the past few months, Bella Hadid has really been showing her range on social media, which is about 400% more range than she usually shows in a photoshoot (we love to see personal growth!). Bella has been actively posting anti-racism information on her Instagram page, COVID-19 response links, resources on how to donate to the NAACP, calling out possibly xenophobic censorship, and pictures of herself doing community outreach work for a food bank. I don’t know what inspired Bella’s social justice energy, but she’s doing it. And recently she added to her social justice resume by proving without a shadow of a doubt that she’s very firmly anti-Cops Who Don’t Wear Masks During a Pandemic.

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Alicia Keys is all about going SANS FARDS and claims to not really let makeup touch her face very much anymore. So when it was announced that she’s working with E.L.F. cosmetics to release her own beauty line people were like: “Oh really?! Look how the tables turn!” And some makeup YouTubers got pissy about yet another celebrity creeping onto their turf, especially one who doesn’t even wear any makeup. I mean, oh my god!–she doesn’t even go here! Is Alicia really sure she wants into the beauty world? Does she really want to film cringeworthy apology videos where she has to fake cry? Because that’s a legal obligation in the beauty world.

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Nobody is immune from the mistakes of their past during this time of racial reckoning, not even Zoë Saldana who, according to People, is “Afro-Latinx of Dominican, Haitian and Puerto Rican descent,” and had YEARS to change her mind about going full Robert Downey Jr. to play Nina Simone, one of the most iconic women of all time. I mean, her first clue that it was a terrible idea should have been 40+ years of looking at herself in the mirror. The second clue should have been that the movie, simply called Nina, was written and directed by a white woman, Cynthia Mort whose only notable credit to date had been as a writer on Roseanne. At the very least, Zoë should have known it was a mistake when the makeup department came at her with an industrial glue gun and one of the airbrushes they use to paint houses. Still, Zoë enthusiastically signed on to the project back in 2012, deflecting criticism for the decision saying “Let me tell you, if Elizabeth Taylor can be Cleopatra, I can be Nina — I’m sorry.” Well, now she’s actually sorry.

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