Which one is a hemroid and which one is a Lisa Rinna? I bet you can’t guess. I’m sorry, but I have to leave now cause I really need to sacrifice my Chinese lunch to the porcelain Gods! Oh and here’s Rinna at some event last night! Hurl!

Thanks to VisaGal for coming up with this grossness!

Naomi Campbell just can’t keep her fists to herself. She was arrested again in London today after a woman filed a report claiming Naomi beat her ass. The woman said the assault took place at a residence in London.

Police will not confirm whether it is Naomi or not. They said, “Officers attended the address. A women aged 36 was arrested at approximately 1.20 p.m. for an alleged assault and taken to a central London police station.”

Naomi is also involved in an assault case on this side of the Atlantic and methinks they should put that dog down for good. It still boggles me how these women just take it? One day Naomi is going to mess with the wrong ghetto bitch. Seriously, I want one of those chicks just to take her down. Is Shanna Moakler looking for a job?

UPDATE – The Sun is reporting that the woman is Naomi’s drug therapist. Did they mean “drug dealer”?

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Here’s a little sneak peak of this Sunday’s Flavor of Love reunion which brings back all of the trash from season 2. New York is no doubt going to kick some ass and announce that she’s The Flavorette. She also tucked her dick in for a special night when she attended the Fox Reality Awards yesterday evening.

This may or may not be the cover of Fantasia’s second album. She totally looks like Eva the Diva from America’s Next Top Model. I sort of like it, but I have a dumb question to ask. Is it racist to make her skin darker? She’s not that black. She probably should’ve went with one of these pictures instead.

Below are shots of Eva at some beat party last night.

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Is Sheryl Crow giving her Posh Spice costume a test run? No, she’s coming back from a L.A. tanning salon looking like they left her the oven too long. Who the hell did her mystic? Stevie Wonder?

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New tits for Ivanka? – Egotastic!
Robin from The Real World is such trash – IDLYITW
Scarlett is the belle of the ball – Just Jared
Brooke Hogan needs to take a time out – Hollywood Rag
Asshole Simpson gets sketchy – Mollygood
Parasite’s fake apology – Popsugar
Let’s hope Denise Richards and Pam Anderson are making a porn – Hollywood Tuna
Faux rockers can’t even get drunk right – I’m Not Obsessed
When animal prints attack – A Socialite’s Life

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