Madge will take to US television to talk about her recent purchase. She will first make a stop on October 25th to Oprah’s couch. She will also appear on The Today Show and on Jay Leno, October 30th. Bitch will most likely talk about David Banda and how she bought him and shit. She will talk about how she wants to be Angelina Jolie and how David is scared of her face, so she has to wear a mask and shit.
This is a video taken from a Tyra Banks show a couple of weeks ago. Bitch is making fun of Oprah’s “Favorite Things” episodes. If you haven’t seen those episodes, then basically imagine a bus full of old women bursting into flames. Imagine the screams. Well, Tyra makes fun of this shit and plays crazy a little too well.
Keith Urban checked himself into rehab last night for drug issues. All promotional work for his new CD has been postponed.
He issued this statement,
“I deeply regret the hurt this has caused Nicole and the ones that love and support me,”
“One can never let ones guard down on recovery and I’m afraid that I have. With the strength and unwavering support I am blessed to have from my wife, family and friends, I am determined and resolved to a positive outcome.”
Months ago rumors of Keith’s cocaine problems were rampant and many thought Nicole was going to dump him because of it. I guess I would check myself into rehab to escape that botox-faced witch! Just kidding, she’s fine.
Somewhere in space, Tom Cruise is loving this.