Jerry Oppenheimer has penned a biography on the Hilton family called “House of Hilton.” While researching for the book he found that Kathy and Rick Hilton didn’t seem to mind that Paris Hilton’s crowning achievement, a homemade sex tape, took the world by storm.

He said, “I have family sources telling me that Rick and Kathy Hilton are proud of everything Paris has done, including the X-rated video that launched her to this international stardom, infamy and fame. It is a bizarre family. Behind the scenes her parents were not opposed to the video because that totally launched her.”

He also said that Kathy has a lot to do with Paris being a faux celebrity. At a young age she allowed her to go to clubs and put make-up on her.

Kathy probably realized at that moment that her daughter’s sex tape was the biggest achievement in her daughter’s life. I mean she probably thought she was going to OD at 16 or get knocked up (which probably has) by 14.

Kathy is just as much of a media whore as her daughters.

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Carrie Underwear won big at the CMAs last night sending Faith Hill into a hissy fit. When Carrie was announced as the Country Female of the Year, Faith is seen saying to the camera “What” after throwing her hands up. Part of me thinks she was just joking, but still. Stupid slut needs to give the youngins their credit. Oh and Faith’s hair belongs on a drag queen.

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Parasite Hilton famously started dating Nachos right after he dated Mary-Kate Olsen. Nicky Hilton is taking a cue from her skank sister and has recently started dating one of Ashley Olsen’s exes. Nicky has been seen out with David Katzenburg. A source said, “They have gone to dinner but have not hit the clubs together. They are trying to keep it quiet for a little bit and keep it on the sly.“

Nicky recently broke-up with “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly after he cheated on her fug ass. It still boggles my mind when men actually want to date Nicky. She is straight-up wretched. Imagine her without expensive clothes and make-up. Seriously.

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Please, shut your thai hole! – NoAnjl

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A similar practice was used during Britney’s birth to Jayden. The Midwife and Kfed put on fat suits, Cut offs, and flip flops while sporting white witch hair on their heads and a corn dog in their free hand. –Fiz

Undecided on the next country of orgin for their adopted child, Angelina and Brad decided on a different country AND species. Meet Mandy-Pandy Jolie-Pitt. – Irish Freckle

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