Lindsay Blohan has joined the cast of “The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond“, an adaptation of Tennessee Williams screenplay. Blohan will join Chris Evans, Ellen Burstyn, David Strathairn and Ann Margret.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the screenplay tells the story of Fisher Willow (Lohan), the unpopular 1920s Memphis debutante daughter of a plantation owner with a distaste for narrow-minded people and a penchant for insulting those around her.

After returning from studying abroad, Fisher falls for Jimmy (Evans), the down-trodden son of an alcoholic father (Strathairn) and an insane mother who works at a store on her family’s plantation, who she tries to pass off as a well-to-do suitor to satisfy her aunt (Ann-Margaret) who controls the family’s fortune

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Sucks. Blohan has compared herself to Ann Margaret, so I’m sure she’s just running her vagina at the thought of starring in a film with her. This ho wants an Oscar bad!

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on meeting Lance Bass:

“We went at each other like two dogs that hadn’t been fed in weeks.”

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While Brad Pitt’s in Los Angeles promoting “Babel“, Angelina Jolie took Maddox to visit some children in an orphanage in India. Shiloh and Zahara were nowhere to be seen. Maddox is probably sick and tired of Brangelina choosing the baby and he wants to have some say. No they weren’t there to buy a baby. They were there to be nice to the kids and take pictures and shit.

Idiot on a hummer – Mollygood

The women of Star Trek – The Bastardly

Jessica Biel is not a hot catwoman – IDLYITW

Lindsay Blohan is actually liked – Popsugar

Tom Ford doesn’t wear panties – A Socialite’s Life

Cameron Diaz goes topless for W – Egotastic!

Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter don’t live together – Hollywood Rag

Jude Law wants to make beautiful music – Just Jared

Jodie Marsh is truly elegant – Hollywood Tuna

KFed gets mocked at his own party and doesn’t even know it – Cityrag

MTV UK has footage of Pete Doherty in a fashion shoot for fashion label, Gio-Goi. Pete is working with the label to design a collection for Spring/Summer 2007. What the hell kind of clothes is he going to design? Shirts with pockets that to detract for easy access for injections? Sweaters with pouches for easy barfing?

The president of Gio-Goi said, “Peter looks fantastic as a model. We are very excited and look forward to having his influence as a rock icon in the design process.”

ROCK ICON? That ho is sharing a crack pipe with Pete!

TMZ has the video of this morning’s Oprah (on tomorrow) where Kirstie Alley showed her new body off in a bikini. A year ago, she promised Oprah that when she got her new body, she would show it off in a bikini. Why?!

Kirstie looks much better than she used to, but still. I don’t want to see that. Actually, anybody in a bikini on the Oprah show is kind of gross. She should’ve reenacted that moment on the Oprah show when she (O) came out in 80s skinny jeans with a wagon full of fat.