Casey Johnson

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Ted Haggard is a dumb ass whore that ironically, buys whores. Here he is speaking to a reporter yesterday and admitting to buying meth from that hooker, but refusing to admit that he ever used it. Who the hell buys meth and doesn’t use it?! Stupid ass. He also denied ever having homosexual love with Mike Jones, the hooker. He only admitted to getting a “massage” from him. Yeah, a prostate massage.

Below is a clip from the movie Jesus Camp where Teddy calls homosexuality a sin and shit. Unfortunately for Teddy lying to your wife and the church isn’t a crime. If it was he could go to jail and get all the gay sex he wanted. Oh well, sucks for him.

Kate Bosworth modeled a new trend, wearing curtain tiebacks on your damn head like a fool. She worked this look at the Victoria Derby Day in Australia today. Bitch needs to remember that she was in Tad Hamilton for fucks sake. She wants so hard to be a fashion icon and it’s not going to happen. First of all, her body is that of a 12-year-old boy and second of all, fashion icons don’t wear napkin holders on their skull. She dresses hot, but she’s just a phoney. That being said, I’d like to see her straddle those twig legs around that jockey’s head.

I’m really upset with Nicole Richie. I loved her so much more when she hated Paris Hilton. Like way more and now that she’s standing next to this whore at some beatdown book party, I’m pissed. Suddenly, she’s just as much of a dumb piece of trash. Furthermore, please get that damn eye fixed Paris! Find some surgeon in Switzerland that will make your eye smaller. Obviously, you love getting your picture taken so make it easier on us by getting that situation worked out!

Last night was Shanna Moakler’s divorce party in Las Vegas. That is one hot cake. I need that shit. Anyway, I wish her a very happy divorce. Unfortunately, Paris Hilton didn’t show her skank face or a hot showdown would’ve taken place.