My Bare Lady Premieres Tonight!
I have high hopes for this new reality show premiering tonight on the Fox Reality channel at 8pm. The UK based show follows 4 American porn stars as they travel to London, take acting lessons and perform scenes from classic plays with West End actors. Kirsten Price, Nautica Thorn, Sasha Knox and Chanel St. James are the stars.
Here’s a little clip featuring Sasha as she performs a scene from Romeo & Juliet while giving a lapdance. This better be hot since I Love New York looks like one to skip.
Mel B Swears Up and Down That Eddie is the Father
Eddie Murphy recently told a Dutch reporter that he’s not with Mel B aka Scary Spice anymore and that he isn’t sure who her baby daddy is. He’s already moved on and is dating Babyface’s ex-wife, Tracey Edmonds. Mel B released this statement today:
“I am obviously upset and distressed at some of the comments made by Eddie Murphy to the media. I have no idea why anybody would want to conduct themselves in this kind of manner about such a personal matter in such a public way. My main concern is for the well being of my (seven-year-old) daughter Phoenix and of course the baby. I was astonished at what Eddie said – there is absolutely no question that Eddie is the father.”
I just have one word – MAURY!
Mel claims she found out that Eddie dumped her when she received calls from friends saying that he had told a reporter they weren’t together. COLD! What do you expect from Eddie?! He just wants to party all the time!
Afternoon Crumbs
Lane Garrison gets on his knees and prays – TMZ
The Scientologists want Jlo – IDLYITW
Ahahah! some circus ahole gets his thumb bitten off by a crock – SAYOR
It’s Shania Twain and I’m not sure why – Hollywood Tuna
Mischa Barton’s new weave kicks off her Keds campaign – Popsugar
Men would rather hit on Jessica Simpson’s mother than her – Hollywood Rag
Seriously is Jennifer Connelly pregnant? – Just Jared
Britney’s crotch gets dangerously close to showing itself again – Cityrag
Bette Midler sounds off on Britney and I’m not sure anyone cares – A Socialite’s Life
Jessica Biel’s new body – Egotastic!
Aniston’s rep bitchslaps a certain blogger, if you ignore it..it will go away – Celebrity Nation
Justin Timberlake will never want Brit Brit back again – Popbytes
Check out Nerve to see myself and other bloggers give sex advice. Ignore the picture, I look FAT!
The CAPTION THIS Contest for December 7th!!!
A Restaurant Full of Fug
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Posh Beckham, JLo and Skeletor all had a meal together at Wolfgang Puck’s The Cut restaurant in Los Angeles last night. Well, the rest had a meal while Posh drank Diet Coke. She doesn’t like the taste of water you know. What on Earth do these people talk about?
Methinks Katie just grins and never blinks, Posh looks down a lot and looks at herself in the silver knife, Tom flirts with Skeletor and JLo goes on and on about her empire.
Since they obviously wanted to be scene they really should’ve called in a stylist and had all their looks put together. They are a mess.
Who is November’s Hot Slut of the Month?
Take a moment from jacking off to pictures of Sylvester Stallone and vote for November’s Hot Slut of the Month! We’ve got Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira, Socialite Casey Johnson, Tom from MySpace, Vivica Fox’s plastic face and the hotness that is Rose McGowan.
Happy Voting! Results will be announced on Monday.
VOTING IS CLOSED Y’ALL!