Dakota Fanning in January’s Vanity Fair
Dakota Fanning traveled to France to shoot this fairytale inspired spread in January’s Vanity Fair Magazine. The spready was shot by the weirdness that is Karl Lagerfeld. She played like several fairy princesses from Cinderella to Sleeping Beauty. I used to get freaked out by her and then I saw on her on like Regis & Kelly and homegirl is just a normal 11-year-old. I kind of like her now and hope she doesn’t start smoking crack next year and running dps and shit like her peers. That would be sad.
Tom Cruise Really Hates Oprah
Oprah is not happy. She’s been left off the guest list for ANOTHER TomKat wedding. The two crazies are holding a special Wedding party this Saturday in Los Angeles for everyone that couldn’t make it to Italy. Oprah said that she understands why she wasn’t invited to Italy, because space was limited. Even though 500 guests were invited including JLo who really isn’t a TomKat friend.
A spokeswhore for the big O has confirmed that she hasn’t been invited to Saturday’s event either. Tom better watch himself, because he’s sooooo not going to be invited when Oprah finally marries Gayle.
Rebecca Romijn Lettuce Joins Ugly Betty
Ugly Betty has some new hotness in their cast in Rebecca Romijn. She will play the mysterious veiled woman that has been working with Vanessa Williams’ character to take over Mode magazine. The character has already been on the show, but her face has been covered and her voice has been supplied by a different actress. She begins work on Monday and her first episode will air in February.
It is believed that the mysterious woman is Faye, the ex-editor of Mode who was said to be killed in an accident.
Meh. It’s just not the same that she’s no longer Rebecca Romijn Stamos. It took me so long to get used to that now that she’s Rebecca Romijn Lettuce again it’s just so difficult. That being said, I’d hit that…but only from the back.
WTF is Wrong with This Bitch?!
Lindsay Lohan needs to lay off the oxycontin and freon or whatever the hell she’s sniffing, because homegirl has definitely lost the last few brain cells she had in her brain. She apparently sent a rambling e-mail to her friends and lawyers. In the e-mail she insists that Al Gore will help her get clean. WTF?! She’s not global warming! Ok, she sort of is.
Page Six obtained this strange letter, “Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character.”
After doing a few more lines, she goes on, “Our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.”
She also mentions wanting to take someone she calls LR for what they have done to her. L. Ron Hubbard? Yeah, makes sense again.
She closed with saying that she wanted to hold a press conference, “I am at such a young and tender age in a woman’s life. It’s enough already, I’ve had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change.” I mean…she makes it so easy. I think someone needs to take away her Blackberry, Macbook, car keys, credit cards, wallet, lighters, rolling papers, purse, nose, eyes, vagina and then she’d be ok! Seriously, she’s scaring me. I know a coke-fueled letter when I see one.
Who’s Going to Say “Make it Work?!”
Filming on the next Project Runway may continue without Tim Gunn. Tim is one of the most entertaining aspects of the show and has coined the phrase “Make it work!” He told Entertainment Weekly that he may not be able to join Heidi Klum and the kids due to his “day job” as chair of the design department at Parsons where PR is filmed. Shooting usually starts at the end of the school semester to accommodate Gunn, but this season may be different.
A production spokeswhore said, “As we have in past seasons, we will find a way to work around everyone’s schedules, and are confident the team will be back!”
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Tim must be back! Take Nina Garcia and keep Tim! He’s the heart of this show. Shit, even take Heidi Klum, but keep her “deeezigners.”
Britney Speaks!
Britney Spears posted this on her official website. That’s fine and everything, but can she please wear better outfits when “going out the town with her friends.” Oh and can she make better friends too!? Oh and another thing can she stop pretending that she didn’t know she was flashing her bagina to the world?! That “I’m country” bit is getting old. SPF misses his mommy.
