“The Pursuit of Happyness” premiere brought the crazies and walking dead out last night. TomKat joined Jennifer Lopez and Skeletor in celebrating with Will Smith. JLo looked like a ghost next to her half-dead husband.

Is it just me or is Tom Cruise 10-pounds of sugar in a 5-pound sack. You know homegirl is wearing a girdle underneath that getup. His buttons are about to pop! Katie doesn’t notice, because she’s too busy laughing to keep from crying.

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InTouch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears may have a little problem with anti-depressants. A witness claims that they ran into Brit Brit in the bathroom of a popular Hollywood nightclub and noticed tons of pills in her bag.

The source said, “It looked like a pharmacy in there – I have never seen so many pills. There was a bottle of Paxil (an antidepressant) and a bottle of Xanax (for anxiety) that she took out and put on the counter.”

Hey! Ho is sort of having a rough time right now, so I’m not even going to judge her. Who am I fooling, I’m judging her inside. I’m actually sort of proud of her, because I would think a hillbilly like her would get high by drinking a whole bottle of Nyquil and sniffing sharpies.

Please, she was probably holding for Lindsay Lohan.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie said in the past that they would only get married once gay civil unions became legal in the US. However, there are now reports from The Sun UK that the pair are planning to get married in Africa before the end of the year.

A friend close to the couple say they will wed in a South African village near Johannesburg. Oprah who is on TomKat’s blacklist is said to be invited, because of her involvement with South Africa.

A source said, “They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation.”

Reps for the couple kept their mouths shut! I don’t see this happening, but you never know. Would Brangelina make liars out of themselves? He was quoted as saying, “I’ll Marry When Everyone Can.” Last time I checked I can only marry vaginas. Anyway, Maddox won’t let this happen!

Thanks chicchignon

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Jordan and Peter Andre are seen here performing a song from their album “A Whole New World.” They covered Janet Jackson & Luther Vandross’ “Best Things in Life Are Free.” Jordan is such a dumb piece of trash that she can barely lip-sync and walk at the same time. They sound good, because millions of effects have been put on their voices to make them sound human. Peter Andre looks like he should be wearing the dress and heels.

Luther is rolling in his grave. Oh and the best things in life AREN’T free, because the best thing about Jordan is her tits and we know those things weren’t free.