Mary J. Blige Leads Grammy Nominations

/ December 7, 2006

Mary J. Blige picked up 8 Grammy nominations today. Red Hot Chili Peppers received 6. The awards will be announced February 11, 2007 in Los Angeles. Justin Timberlake, Mary, James Blunt, Chris Brown, KT Tunstall, Amy Lee, Ludacris, Corinne Bailey Rae and Rascal Flatts announced the nominations this morning.

Album of the year nominees went to the Dixie Chicks, Gnarls Barkley, John Mayer, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Justin Timberlake.

American Idol winner Carrie Underwood was nominated for best new artist.

Click here for a full list of the nominees!

Unfortunately, Parasite Hilton sucked the wrong dicks and didn’t receive one nomination.

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Who Won America’s Next Top Model?

/ December 7, 2006

Last night was the finale to one of the worst America’s Next Top Model seasons ever. Caridee, Eugena and Melrose all entered into the final 3. Eugena was eliminated leaving Melrose and Caridee to battle it out on one of the most retarded fashion shows in history. It looked like a backyard fashion show with outfits provided by the local costume shop. They were ghosts in like some castle and honestly my third grade Christmas pageant had higher production values.

In the end Tyra Banks and her 50-pound wig had to pick between the girl with the awful runway walk and BEAAAAAAATTIIIFFFUUUUUL photographs (Caridee) or the girl that wants it so bad, but may not have it (Melrose.) Needless to say, Caridee won out.

Finally a natural blonde won, but I think the audience lost in the end…cause that shit sucked!

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He Really Loves the Bones

/ December 7, 2006

Us Weekly is reporting that Joel Madden is now dating Nicole Richie. Joel recently broke it off with another skinny bone jones, Hilary Duff. The two were spotted last week at Teddy’s in Hollywood. They were hugging and dancing and laughing…blah…blah..blah

They continued the next night when they were spotted with Joel’s brother, Benji Madden, and his girlfriend. The brothers double dated at the Polo Lounge in Los Angeles.

Hilary now Nicole? He has a small peen. Seriously, that’s what my two cents. He needs to get with chicks that make his wang look bigger. A small dick next to Hil and Nicole probably looks huge.

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