Britney Spears Broke Her Foot

February 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Britney Spears has caught a break, and this time it was in her foot. According to The Blast, Brit was in the emergency room over the weekend with boyfriend Sam Asghari. We know this, because he posted an Instagram Story saying that Brit Brit broke her metatarsal bone (which is a “group of five long bones in the foot, located between the tarsal bones of the hind- and mid-foot and the phalanges of the toe” for those of you who needed a definition like myself) while dancing, he says.

He also posted a video of Brit’s broken bone, and no, this not the bone video from Sam we want, but okay. In the video, Sam’s trying to pretty up Brit’s cast with what looks like dry erase markers he stole from the nurse’s desk.

Instead of just signing his name or drawing a cute muscly stick figure of him flexing (his favorite thing to do) or even a simple smiley face, Sam doodled in his most bestest penmanship the word “STRONGER” which goes the whole entire length of the cast. Brit Brit definitely seems to be stronger than yesterday, but Sam! She has to walk around in public with that serial killer scribbling on there! But Britney seems to appreciate it, and they did a cutesy selfie to show she’s okay, even though she has a thermometer strapped to her forehead:

Brit, who seems to be done fighting her conservatorship for now (and it will reportedly go on for at least a few more months), doesn’t have much going on work-wise, so hopefully she’ll heal up fast. Sam better put on his cutest nurse outfit (you know he already owns a few) and pump those titties out to nurse Brit Brit back to health, so he continues to have someone to squat with.

Pic: Instagram

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