Gwyneth Paltrow’s Son Called Her A Feminist For Selling Sex Toys On Goop

Remember being young and highly embarrassed and ashamed about everything your parents did, such as just showing their face in public near your presence? Or saying something so cringeworthy that you wanted to consciously uncouple from them and never talk to them again? Well, not all kids feel that way about their parents, and while Gwyneth Paltrow’s 15-year-old daughter Apple Martin side-eyes her a lot like normal teenagers do, Gwyneth bragged that her 13-year-old son Moses Martin doesn’t feel that way about her. To him, she’s not like a regular mom, she’s a feminist mom.

Fresh off her and her friends’ courageous decision to pretend to go make-up free for a dinner party, People reports that Goopy and that perma-smile of hers was on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night and talked about vibrators, specifically that Moses loves that she sells them. Jimmy Kimmel asked her obvious questions like if she’s milked a goat lately and also how her children feel about certain Goop merchandise. And no, not just that candle she constantly reminds us about (which she says is back in stock, by the way, so hurry and get yours before she buys them all up again).

“Actually, my son said to me the other day, he was like, ‘At first I thought it was really embarrassing that there were vibrators on your website and now I think it’s a great thing!’ ” the star recalled, laughing. “He’s like, ‘You’re a feminist, Mom. You’re a badass.’ “

“I was like, ‘Thank you!’ ” Paltrow added.

Here’s the clip:

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And Goopy later got on Instagram and sported one of those fancy, expensive face masks while on a trip to Paris.

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En route to Paris. Paranoid? Prudent? Panicked? Placid? Pandemic? Propaganda? Paltrow’s just going to go ahead and sleep with this thing on the plane. I’ve already been in this movie. Stay safe. Don’t shake hands. Wash hands frequently. 😷

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Goopy’s movie joke was obviously about how she’s such an expert at this kind of health scare since she did this already (not in real-life) in the movie Contagion, which ended with her character dying from a deadly contagious disease. But you’re telling me that Goop isn’t selling some kind of coronavirus-preventing nostril dildos? Goopy is slipping.

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