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Harvey Weinstein Claimed Then Denied That He “Slept” With Jennifer Lawrence
I always need an internal Hazmat Cleanup when I see or hear the words Harvey Weinstein, and the above effigy created by Edenbridge Bonfire Society that was burned moments later, barely takes the edge off of the disgust his name and image invoke. He has become synonymous with that festering pile of abandoned trash floating on a barge in New York Harbor. This latest Harvey garbage isn’t any less biohazard producing than any other, and it has an extra layer of grossness to it. Apparently Harvey dragged Jennifer Lawrence into his bad acts, claiming that he had sex with her, while in the act of attempting to rape a woman who has now filed a lawsuit against him. Continue reading
Offset Is Trying To Win Cardi B Back
Offset, 1/3 of the Three Amigos hip-hop reboot, Migos, is trying really, really hard to get estranged wife Cardi B back into his clutches. I was going to lead with a full sentence of Cardi-speak and turn all the “c“s into “b“s, but that shit got messy on the page real quick, so all I can say is, Offset was up to some shady shit with some side pieces which got him ejected from Cardi’s bed, and now he has resorted to public humiliation via Instagram to try to get her back. Continue reading
Kid Rock Followed Tyler Perry’s Lead And Paid Off Walmart Layaways
Beavis and Butthead’s crackhead Uncle Kid Rock has pulled a Tyler Perry and paid off all of the layaways at his local Nashville Walmart. I don’t know why I’m getting skinny Cousin Eddie emptying out his “shitter” into Clark Griswold’s storm water drain vibes from this story, but hey, it’s all in the spirit of Christmas.
Jennifer Aniston Says A “Friends” Revival Would Happen “Golden Girls” Style Without The Men
Jennifer Aniston has been lucky enough to be in the presence of Dolly Parton a lot lately as they promote their Netflix movie Dumplin’. Dolly even went as to say that Jen is her husband Carl Dean‘s first choice for a threesome. Jen must be riding an awfully high horse after receiving that biggest compliment of her entire life, so she was slightly delusional when she said that a Friends revival could turn into a Golden Girls reboot.
Kanye West Defends Domestic Abuser XXXTentacion In New Rap
New day, new Kanye West buffoonery. No, it’s not a new Donald Trump ass kissing appearance, as it seems that Kanye’s favorite red MAGA cap has the weekend off to relax on the highest shelf in pride of place in his walk-in closet. Today Kanye’s blowing air kisses to deceased rapper XXXTentacion, defending the confessed domestic abuser through the age old technique of victim shaming in the name of selling a new single. Hope you have your preferred palate cleanser at the ready. Continue reading
Lady Gaga Says “Just Kidding” About Calling Katy Perry Mean
Well, it looks like Taylor Swift‘s invitation writing hand is sore today after furiously crossing Lady Gaga‘s name off the guest list to her annual Fourth of July / Katy Perry is a Big Fatty Meanie Party. After old texts between Kesha and Gaga were released as part of the Dr. Luke investigation shit show, Gaga is taking back what she said about Katy.