I’m not going to lie to you, I laughed the first, second, and third time I watched drag queen Cara Melle push a lady off her “stage” (it looked like the floor of a restaurant during a drag brunch, which made it even funnier) while prancing around to All I Want For Christmas Is You, because I am a horrible person. A better person would have been shocked and dismayed, and many better people were just that. After the clip of Cara shoving the overly enthusiastic patron into a crowd of gagged onlookers went viral, many people let her know that while shoulder pads and helmet hair are de riguour, drag is most certainly not a contact sport.
Jennifer Aniston has been lucky enough to be in the presence of Dolly Parton a lot lately as they promote their Netflix movie Dumplin’. Dolly even went as to say that Jen is her husband Carl Dean‘s first choice for a threesome. Jen must be riding an awfully high horse after receiving that biggest compliment of her entire life, so she was slightly delusional when she said that a Friends revival could turn into a Golden Girls reboot.
Nobody tells Kathy Griffin what she can or cannot talk about in her comedy routine. Even more so since she’s become something of a First Amendment activist in the wake of her bloody Trump head stunt. Too bad she doesn’t think Kevin Hart deserves the same freedom of speech. In an interview, Kathy called Kevin a “pussy” for not doing Donald Trump jokes “because he’s a black man”. Oh Kathy, Kathy, Kathy.
It’s damage control time for Kim Zolciak who is finding out the hard way that liars usually get caught, especially when the camera is running 24/7. Us Weekly reports that Kim has stopped all production on her show Don’t Be Tardy in the wake of the explosive Real Housewives Of Atlanta season 10 reunion, where Kim said some real dumb shit. She also got called out for telling lies like she was interviewing for a position in the Trump cabinet. God, please don’t let me have just spoken that into existence.
Lorde’s Instagram Story Featuring A Bathtub And A Whitney Houston Reference Went Over About As Well As You’d Imagine
Lorde is in hot water (sorry not sorry) with Whitney Houston fans for posting an Instagram story featuring a luxurious bathtub with the caption “And iiii will always love you.” And now she should probably just go ahead and get into a witness protection program, or something, because she’ll never live it down. Brandy probably has a hit out on her.
You would think being a cast member of Vanderpump Rules and exposing the world to your bad behavior on the regular would make a person somewhat immune to insults and criticism. But apparently, getting called a cunt by Jennifer Lawrence on live TV was a bridge too far for Lala Kent. E! News reports that on last week’s episode of Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, Jennifer’s famously unfiltered pie hole burped up some half digested chunks of hate in Lala’s direction so Lala kindly offered to beat her ass for free.