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Jennifer Coolidge Says She Never Had Kids Because She’s “Very, Very Immature”
Many of us grew up on Jennifer Coolidge, whether we were “bending and snapping” with Paulette in Legally Blonde or cringing at Jeanine Stifler’s scandalous dalliances with a much younger Paul Finch in American Pie. But even though Stifler’s Mom was probably Jennifer’s most notable character back then, Jennifer herself recently opened up about her decision to not be anyone’s mom–she thinks she’s probably too immature.
Swatters Targeted Nicki Minaj Twice In One Night
Usually, when law enforcement rolls up to Maison Minaj, it’s probably to check that Nicki Minaj’s sex offender husband, Kenneth “Zoo” Petty, didn’t shadily strap his house arrest ankle monitor onto an assistant so he could step out to do whatever it is he does; but, this time sheriffs checked in with them twice in one night after swatters first claimed that Nicki and Kenneth’s 3-year-old son was in danger, and later that their house was actively on fire.
Open Post: Hosted By Amy Schumer Defending T-Shirt Sex After Tom Sandoval’s Comment On The “Vanderpump Rules” Reunion
Be nice to us uncultured swine who’ve been eating, breathing, and shitting the Vanderpump Rules “Scandoval” between Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss behind Ariana Madix’s back, because the final part of the reunion aired on Wednesday, leaving us in mourning (until Secrets Revealed next week). As Emily recapped the other day, many unbelievable things went down at the last installment of the reunion, like Raquel asking Tom if they could get Ariana to be in a throuple with them. But one of Tom’s comments about Ariana keeping a t-shirt on during sex reigned evil supreme. Ariana’s thriving now and, as we know, is already capitalizing on the shitty comment with “Fuck Me In This T-shirt” t-shirts (above). And VPR fan Amy Schumer was on last night’s Watch What Happens Live, where she said she’s on Ariana’s side and is a sex-in-a-shirt supporter.
Kim Kardashian Says She Prefers To Have Sex With The Lights Off
Given that Kim Kardashian’s whole existence revolves around her unconditional, undying love for Kim Kardashian, I would’ve assumed that her sex den would look like a hall of mirrors with ring lights in every corner of the room, photos of her in every alcove, and a projection on the ceiling of “iconic” shots from Kim Kardashian, Superstar on loop. But as she and Kourtney Kardashian’s ex, Scott Disick, caught up about their adventures in singledom on a recent episode of The Kardashians, she revealed that she prefers to do the do in the darkness and is struggling with dating (ok, we get it) because she has to sneak around.
Troy And Catherine Aikman Got Divorced, As Only Evidenced By Kissy Vacation Pics His New Girlfriend Posted
Back in the 1990s, when the Dallas Cowboys were considered deities to many, quarterback Troy Aikman was hailed as one of the most impressive of the bunch–by Sandra Bullock and people who were into football. I was always more fascinated by his facial skin, sclera, and lips, which were curiously the same hue. But he’s still pretty public-facing today as an ESPN Monday Night Football commentator, so it was a little unexpected that he and his now ex-wife, Catherine “Capa” Aikman, never announced that they divorced a while back. And now, everyone’s just finding out about it only because Troy’s new, much younger girlfriend, Haley Clark, posted pics of the two kissin’ and caressin’ on vacation.
Kate Gosselin Showed Up At Hannah And Collin Gosselin’s High School Graduation, But “Coldly Snubbed” Collin
The Gosselins may not be as insidious as that other TLC family with more kids than sense. Still, Jon and Kate’s “fighting at the dentist” messy 14-year divorce and subsequent handling of matters involving their eight kids has been a never-ending dumbwaiter of despicability. Kate ended up with custody of their twins (Mady and Cara, 22) and four of their 19-year-old sextuplets (Alexis, Leah, Aaden, and Joel); Jon ended up with the two remaining sextuplets (Hannah and Collin), and opposing teams seemed to form. And in a recent Bond villain-level move, Kate allegedly showed up at Hannah and Collin’s high school graduation a few days ago, didn’t even clap when they were handed their diplomas, and then totally shunned Collin while fawning over and taking pictures with Hannah, with whom she’s said to have reconciled.